Naruto sat at his hokage's desk, flipping through his paperwork.
"Mizukage wants to chop my head off, Raikage wants to chop my head off, Tsuchikage wants to chop my head off, Gaara once again proclaims his love for me to the world... ah here's an interesting one!" Naruto studied the scroll intently.
A prototype jutsu that could possibly reverse time, created by unknown sealing master that he probably shouldn't trust. But hey! A time traveling jutsu! Naruto supposed that he could use something like that to catch up on some more por- ahem training.
Naruto looked through the instructions.
Hmmm... So I just put my hand here, channel chakra, and it will send me back in time 5 minutes for every ring I draw around the kanji for time.
"Great! So I just channel chakra here and... BAM!"
Nothing happened.
Naruto picked up the scroll in confusion, reading through it once again.
"Ahhh, missed a part. It says that I need to put all my chakra into the seal, don't ask why."
Of course, there was another part at the bottom, but it was scribbled out in black sharpie. Several arrows, labeled DO NOT READ pointed at the area that was covered in marker. But who cared about that! Black is a boring, drab color. Avoid black unless heavily diluted with orange. So Naruto wisely decided to skip over the part of the scroll that probably had crucial information required to understanding the jutsu.
Come to think of it, the only reason Naruto had even took the scroll from his pile of paperwork was because it was covered in orange.
The blonde Hokage slammed his hand onto the center of the scroll once again, poising dramatically.
"One step for man, one giant leap for mankind!" Naruto proclaimed.
A flash of light, and then everything went black.
Not that Naruto knew that he was quoting someone hadn't even been born yet. He just thought it sounded cool.