A series of "tweets" by Isabela, and ocassional some thrown in by Melanna Hawke. It somewhat depicts the story of Isabela obtaining Castillon's ship, but the story is fractured... kind of like tweets are. I imagine this is what it would look like if Isabela and Hawke were carrying iPhones or something.
Anywhere there is a - symbol before a name, it's because would not allow me to use the at symbol.
Isabela is owned by Bioware, MLHawke is owned by me. Any similarities to actual screen names is purely coincidental.
Hell yeah! -PirateQueen here to take over!
MLHawke: -PirateQueen Woo! Iz! You're finally on here! Good to see you! You better post more than just crap for the world to read. And no drunk posts.
Hanged Man is like the armpit of Kirkwall, and yet I stay here every night. Someone remind me why? Oh yeah, good ale.
Keep thinking about that damn storm that wrecked my ship... Can't believe I lost something so important!
No one will ever believe this: one of Castillon's men showed up at my door today. And I was NAKED - right after bathing! So, I killed him.
MLHawke: -PirateQueen You killed him while you were naked? I'm surprised you didn't try to do... ahem... anything else!
-MLHawke Shut up! That's not the ONLY thing I like you know. I like big boats, I cannot lie.
And then Isabela went to the Chantry and saw that it was... boring. Canticle of Isabela, stanza one, verse one.
Met up with Hayder today while visiting the Chantry. Yep. He's dead now too. Just need to find the relic before Castillon finds me.
You know, I wish people would realize that there's more to me than just piracy, ale and sex. Sometimes I don't like being generalized.
Umm, okay, sorry, I was probably drunk when I wrote that last one.
Damn I'm good! Managed to track down Velasco! Now to get him to tell me where Castillon is...
MLHawke: -PirateQueen What a plan! Your scheming ability puts me to shame!
MLHawke Haven't worked out all the kinks yet! Step 1-We go to Velasco, Step 2-something exciting happens, Step 3-profit.
MLHawke: -PirateQueen If Castillon wants you, why not let Velasco lead you to him?
-MLHawke And then... you follow me to him? Hmmm...
-MLHawke, Why did you have to punch me? Shit! That really hurt!
MLHawke: -PirateQueen Sorry! You told me to be convincing!
Oooohhhh - the plot thickens! Castillon has been trading slaves in the Free Marches! This oughta go over well.
WTF, -MLHawke? We didn't HAVE to kill him. I mean, you were right, he deserved it, but we didn't HAVE to.
Ahhh, I love that "new boat" smell! At least Castillon had decent taste! Now, to find a crew...
MLHawke: -PirateQueen Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
MLHawke Okay, you're in. Bring along that mage of yours too. He could be useful.
Fin