Hello everybody! This is my first ever fanfiction, so I apologize if it's not that good. However, I will accept all types of reviews (just try to keep the language clean: remember little people can read this stuff too!).
Disclaimer: Alright. I am not the creator of this brilliant show, no matter how much I wish I was.
The Flynn-Fletcher house, 9:00am
" Boys! Breakfast time! "
Phineas Flynn's eyes fluttered open at the sound of his mother's voice. Yawning, he sat up and stretched, then glanced at the alarm clock on his bedside table. Immediately he sat bolt upright, and ran over to his stepbrothers bed. Jumping onto the end, he began shaking him roughly.
"Ferb! Ferb, dude wake up! It's already 9:00! We're losing precious daylight here!"
Ferb sat up slowly, groaning. He rose his eyebrows at the triangle-headed 11 year old.
Phineas sighed. "Yes, I know it probably wasn't the best idea to drink all that coffee last night. But how else were we supposed to stay up to watch the Almost All-Night Extremely Terrifying Picture Show of Doom, moniter our dreams, then use the footage to create our own Awesomely Super-Scary movie?" He took a deep breath. "Wow that was quite the sentence. That reminds me…."
He said this all in the matter of two breaths, with increasing speed, while bouncing up and down. Ferb rolled his eyes. It was pretty obvious the coffee was still affecting him. Unfortunatly, the effects of the high-energy drink had worn off of himself. Stiffly, he removed the headset that had recorded his dreams throughout the night. Phineas did the same. He then ran over to the computer, and plugged each headset into the side. "Great. The computer will process the info over the day, and we can watch our movie tonight! Or…maybe tomorrow…"he corrected, seeing the look Ferb was giving him.
"So, Ferbo, what are we doing today?" Phineas said bouncing over to stand beside his step-brother. Ferb shuffled over to the bookshelf, and pulled a battered book off the end. It was stuffed full of blueprints, scetches, and notes. He flipped the book to the page with July 10th, 2009 written on the top.
The page was completely empty.
Ferb opened his mouth as if to speak, then simply held the book up in front of his step-brother's face. Phineas stared at the blank page for a second, then yelped, and grabbed the book out of Ferb's hands. After examining the page from several different angles, he concluded the page was most certainly empty.
"Well." He said. "That's most defiantly a problem. It appears we've been so wrapped up in our days activities, we completely forgot to plan new ones!" He paced around the room hurriedly, the stopped suddenly. "In that case, we'll just have to come up with something. But, firs-"
He was interrupted by Candace. She was leaning by the doorway, examining her fingernails. "You know," she said, blowing on her nails, "I would love to sit here and listen to you two scheme about your latest plan to drive me insane, but Mom wants you down for breakfast NOW" She pointed down the stairs. "And after that, she's bringing us to the park while she goes for band rehearsal, and there, I'll be able to see Jeremy, so you two better HURRY UP!"
She turned and stalked down the stairs, talking to someone on her phone. The brothers heard her say "And then she was like 'oh no you didn't', and I was like…."
"Come on Ferb buddy, times a wastin'" Phineas said zipping down the stairs. Ferb sighed, then trudged after his over-hyper brother, trying to wipe the sleep out of his eyes.
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Linda Flynn placed two plated heaping with pancakes on the kitchen table, just as her son Phineas slid into his chair. He was followed a couple of seconds later by a bleary-eyed Ferb. She raised one of her eyebrows.
"Well, it looks like somebody didn't sleep very well last night" she remarked, as Ferb fought to keep his eyes open.
"Yeah!" Phineas said, bouncing up and down. "We stayed up almost alllllllllllllllll night, and watch the Almost All-Night Extremely Terrifying Picture Show of Doom, monitored our dreams, and our computer is creating our very own horror movie out of the footage!"
Linda chuckled. "That's very nice boys. Just don't stay up to late again tonight, okay?"
Candace rolled her eyes. She could tell her Mom didn't really believe it. Once again, she put it down to Phineas's overactive imagination. But someday, sooner or later (hopefully sooner), she would see. And when that day came, Candace would relish every moment.
Linda wiped her hands on a dishtowel, then turned to her kids. "You kids go get cleaned up, then I'll drop you off at the park. Candace, you can bring them back here after a while."
"OK" Phineas said before sprinting upstairs. Ferb sighed, then followed him slowly. Candace said "Yeah. Sure. Whatever."without even looking up from her phone. Linda shook her head. "Kids these days", she said, picking up her book to wait.
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Danville Park, 9:30am
Ferb collapsed at the base of the huge oak tree in Danville Park. He watched his brother circle around the lake, again, and again, and again. Phineas had told him he couldn't think straight with the coffee buzz in the back of his skull, so he was trying to run off all his extra energy. Watching his brother run, Ferb wondered how long he could keep it up…
He switched his focus to his step-sister, who had just spotted Jeremy. He watched lazily as she took a couple of breaths before putting on her 'glamour girl' smile, and walking up to him. Jeremy turned, and smiled back at her. He said something to her, and she responded, batting her eyelashes. Ferb had always wondered why girls did that. I looked pretty ridiculous to him, but, to all their own.
Just then, another girl Ferb believed to be named Mindy, came up to Jeremy. She asked him something, and Candace's face turned beet red. Jeremy shrugged, then waved goodbye to Candace. He then walked off with the other girl.
Candace stood and stared at Mindy and Jeremy's backs. Her eye was twitching slightly. If this were a science fiction movie, Ferb thought, there would be lasers coming out of her eyes. She stalked toward where he was sitting, and slid down next to him.
She sighed. "Ferb you're a boy, right? Tell me, is there something unappealing about me? Something that would make Jeremy not want to ask me to be his girlfriend? AND accept invitations to get ice cream with someone like Mindy??"
Ferb blinked.
Candace sighed again. "Well, thanks for the help." She said dully.
Just then, Phineas crawled up beside Ferb, and propped himself up against the tree. "So Ferb," he panted. "Come up with any good ideas for today's activities"?
Ferb shrugged.
Phineas nodded. "Yeah, I still can't think of anything either. We should defiantly think about this next time we consider drinking twelve cups of coffee. But as for right now…" He pulled out two cans of grape soda, and handed one to his brother.
Shaking her head at her brothers' weirdness, Candace pulled a framed picture of Jeremy out of her pocket. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see the two brothers perk up as the soda affected them. She shook her head slightly, and sighed as she traced Jeremy's profile.
Energy regained, Phineas poked his head over Candace's shoulder. "What 'cha looking at?" he asked.
"Jeremy." Candace sighed. Phineas was surprised. He had imagined a sarcastic comment, or a 'Nothing' at the very least. She must really like Jeremy, he thought. It's too bad…
That's when it hit him.
"Ferb!" he said, grabbing his brother by the shoulders. "I know what we're going to do today!"
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The Flynn-Fletcher garage, 10:00am
"Rose petals."
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"Sugar"
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"Honey"
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"Rosemary"
Phineas ground the last of the rosemary into a flask, which was emitting a rosy pink steam, and an intoxicating smell. He took a long whiff with his eyes closed, then sighed. "Absolutly serendipitous. Ferb, Love Potion Number 942/PF is complete!"
Just then Isabella's head popped around the side of the garage door. "Hey Phineas," she said with hearts in her eyes.
Phineas turned, and smiled at the sight of his friend. "Oh, hey Isabella."
Taking in the sight of the various spills of strange looking chemicals, with the flask of sweet-smelling liquid in the middle of it all, Isabella's brow furrowed. " Um…..What'cha doin'?"
"Oh that?" Phineas said, tracing her eyes to the potion. "That, my friend, is a potion that smells and tastes so delightful, that it cause a reaction of admiration and adoration in the mind of the drinker, after laying eyes on someone of the opposite gender."
Isabella tilted her head to one side. "So, a love potion?"
"Exactly!" Phineas exclaimed. "You see, Candace has been waiting for weeks for Jeremy to ask her to be his girlfriend. So ,we figured we'd help things along a little."
"So......." Isabella said, an idea slowly forming in the back of her head. "This is steroetypical love potion stuff, right? Like, you drink it, then fall in love with the next person you see?"
"Ummmm, yes, I believe I mentioned that." Phineas said vaguely, concentrating on adding the finishing touches to the potion.
Isabella nodded slowly. "Right...just checking.."
Just then the doorbell rang. Both Phineas and Ferb immediatly jumped up. "That must be Jeremy!" Phineas said excitedly. The two shot off towards the kitchen, leaving Isabella in the garage. She could vaguely hear Phineas stop to ask something about Perry.
Now alone, Isabella wandered in the direction of the table holding the potion. They must have forgotten to bring it. Her hand inched towards the beaker holding the sweet-smelling liquid, but she forced it back. After a couple of seconds, it started moving towards the beaker again, and once again, she forced it back. After doing this a couple more times, she snapped, and her hand closed around the glass.
He never notices me. She grabbed a small vial. Never, except as a friend, lending a hand in his 'plans'. She poured some of the liquid into the vial, and plugged the lid with a cork.
Still trying to convince herself that what she was doing was right, Isabella turned and ran into the kitchen before she could change her mind.
Isabella's getting a little desperate now, isn't she? Although I can't blame her after Out To Launch. Anyway, there's the first chapter, hope you liked it. Number 2 should be out within....a month? I have no clue really. It'll be a while. So......click that little bluish button down there and give me feedback!!!
- livyrosebud
