Disclaimer: I ain't ownin' no DBZ.
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"Hey Krillin." The lizard man smirked, looking to the dwarf balding guy.
"Uh..." He muttered, noticing how out of character he was acting.
"Wanna get some?" He asked, holding his hand out to him.
"Do I! Candy?"
"Nope, sex whore!!"
It was lizard-screwing madness!!
He grabbed his lucious bosom and touched his dirty place. Then, it got dirtier when the other started touching his dirty place, everyone's touching dirty place to dirty place! It was truly DISGUSTING!!
"You dirty man!"
"You silly lizard!"
"I'm gonna JUICE!!"
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
They juiced together!
Now, the rest:
Goku caught on fire after Super Saiyan Six, and died!!
Vegeta and Bulma had like, a billion kids. They named them Pantyhose, Shorts, Skirt, Leggings, Fishnets, Socks, Underwear, Laces, and Frank!
Trunks hated his parents after they told him he was adopted. He went off to become King of the Cats after marrying a Purple Cat Princess.
Gohan became weird.
Everyone who died, like Yamcha, Teian, and that black white thing, came back to life and became lawyers. The creepy lookin' thing was hit with a baseball bat.
Chi Chi is mexican for boobs!
That old dude...yeah.
THE REAL END.
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Reviews for "It Sticks!"
"A riveting story, diehard DBZ fans will fall under its spell..." -New Pork Kimes
"I didn't know where I was until I read this..." -Bleacher's Library
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