Kyo shuffled in and sat by the stove, watching Yuki and Tohru. Tohru was tenderly bandaging Yuki's arm. She gave an extra tug on the bandage and turned to Kyo.
"Kyo dear, get that shirt off and I'll see what I can do with you."
She paused for a moment, staring with admiration at the two men before her.
"Oh shucks, not again," Kyo grumbled. Tohru was in the middle of the kitchen, frantically looking left and right, praising both men in her high pitched voice.
"Oh…Oh…OHH … you were so cool and…and swift and dangerous… and oh my …what would I do without you two," she feinted on the floor. Young Momiji decided it was the right time to add to the statement.
"AND SEXXYY!"
"Momiji! ," Kyo exclaimed. Yuki lightly padded over to where Momiji was standing and put his hand lovingly onto Momiji's head.
"Momiji," he sighed. "A good man grows up straight and strong. You just remember that." Kyo pouted and nodded his head. Tohru having woken up, bustled over and said,
"Oh my, did a woman ever have two such men!" Again she went woozy, and Yuki swiftly caught her in his arms. Kyo took a moment before he stomped outside, cursing Yuki under his breath. Tohru recovered and scrambled towards Kyo, her cheeks pink as she reached her hand towards Kyo.
"Kyo…" she sighed.
"You think I don't know! You think I don't know that you're in love with that DAMN rat!" Kyo shouted all of a sudden.
Momiji straddled Shane, his eyes the size of the moon. Tohru's eyes were brimming over with tears.
"OH KYO! KYO KISS ME PLEASE! HOLD ME TIGHT AND NEVER LET GO… EVER… ever… eve…r," she repeated in a rush. But before she could finish he swept her up and sped upstairs.
- 5 minutes later-
(Loud sounds coming from bedroom)
Momiji was still straddling Yuki, who was now unconscious.
"Yay! Now I'll have two new brothers and sisters!" Yuki's head snapped up.
"Two?" He said in a meager voice. Then he had a flashback.
"Ohh…" he whispered and feinted again. Momiji smiled and proceeded to jump on the unconscious Yuki. THE END-