Disclaimer:
Lady of Dark Blood: HI!!!!!!!
Jumi Pearl: Hi!!!!!!
LDB: This is a bunch of insanity!!!!!
Pearl: we just wanted to get reviews!!!
LDB:* Hits Pearl* Don't tell them that!!!!
Pearl: ….Okay….ow….
LDB: But anyway….We DON'T OWN Yu-Gi-oh!!!!
Pearl: But I WISH I owned Bakura!! 3 Me, Not Lady, ME!!!!!!!!!! Just don't tell Elazul that…..
LDB: I wish I owned everyone!!! But alas, I don't. ….But one day I will!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Pearl: Share??? I GET BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: You get half, and I'll get half.
Pearl: Okay! But I get the half with Bakura!!!
LDB: -_-;;; …They are BOTH…never mind. So anyway, R&R this insane story!!!
Pearl: Yes, please? I'll give you a cookie!!!
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It was a beautiful day that began with a ---AHHH!!! Screw it!! No it didn't!! It was one of those days where Pearl was STILL trying to beat Lady DB at a duel while daydreaming about (you guessed it) Bakura!
Pearl: AND Yami!! And Yugi!! And Joey!! AND alloftheotherreealllyycuteanimeguys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
….So anyway!!
LDB: … And that will take your life points down to ZERO!!!!
Pearl: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*All of a sudden, Yami runs by screaming, with no shirt on! (A/n: *Drool**
LDB: O.O …Wow…..
Pearl: How dreamy!!! He has a better chest then I thought……
Yami: HEEELLLP!!!! *Hides behind Pearl and LDB*
Pearl: *Screams like a fan girl* AHHH!!! He's hiding behind me!!!! *Passes out on top of him*
Yami: o.O;;; Um….
LDB: At least you're hidden….What are you hiding from?
Yami: The girls that want to take off my clothing and hang them up in their shrines to me….
LDB: …..That's disturbing….
Yami: …how do we get her up? *Points to Pearl *
LDB: Oh! That's easy…*Ahem* Look!!! It's Bakura!!!!
Pearl: *snaps into attention* WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: ^^;;;; …Opse….false alarm…..
Pearl: Dang it!!!! Not again!!!!!!!!
LDB: So anyway….What are we going to do with you Yami??
Pearl: We'll hug him and squeeze and change his name to Gorge!!! ^.^
Yami: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
LDB: No ,we're not.
Yami: Thank god!!!!
*Bakura runs by with rapid girls chasing after him*
Bakura: HHEEEEEELLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!
Pearl: HE DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sees all the girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: O.o;;;;;;
LDB: …Here we go again….-_-
Pearl: *chases after Bakura and DESTROYS all the other girls* I LOOOVVVEEEE you Bakura!!!!!!!!!
LDB: …Does Elazul know about her obsession?
Pearl: NO! *Pounces on Bakura*
Bakura: AH!!! Not again!!!!!!!
LDB: …insanity…..*Sigh*
Freya: *Pops out of nowhere* No sanity….*Twitch* *Leaves*
Everyone: ??????
Pearl: Bakura???
Bakura: ummm… yes???
Pearl: Will you marry me???
Bakura: ummmm… no??
Pearl: *holds up his Change of Heart card* Well that's too bad…. Cuz I play dirty… *starts to tear it*
Bakura: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!! FINE I'LL MARRY YOU!!!!!!!!!
Pearl: ^.^ yay!! *puts CoH in her pocket* Just in case!!!
LDB: ….I'm telling Elazul!!!!!!!
Pearl: *holds up her Dark Magician* I wouldn't if I were you!^.^
LDB: Oh please! *Uses author powers to get her card back* :P
Pearl: FINE!!!!!!! *uses her co-author powers to temporarily erase Elazul from existense* HAH!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: …………Whatever-ith. Now, to hide you two from insane girls!
Pearl: Not including me!!! ^_^
Yami& Bakura: ….Help…..
LDB: ….
LDB: Will Yami ever get his cloths back???? Will Bakura ever be free from Pearl's evil grasp????
Yami: Will Elazul ever come back in existance??????
Pearl: Tee-hee! Probably not!
Bakura: Find out in chapter two of this….and in the reviews, suggestions are open!!!!
Pearl: And review my other stories!!!!!!! Whack! …Ow…..
LDB: -_-;;;; …………Say, where is everyone else???
Everyone else: We don't know!
LDB: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;; …..I'm NOT going to say it…..
Pearl: What am I supposed to say??????
LDB: ….We pretty much said it….except that flames are NOT welcome!!!
Pearl: Except in my stories!!!!!
LDB: * Hits Pearl* ….Oiy-VAY!