A Buttowski Carol

This here is my fifth fanfic. It's about Brad learning the error of his way in a Christmas Carol parody. Enjoy.

Remember

Italics means thoughts, dream or flashback

Bold means walkie-talkie speech

It was a peaceful day in the town of Mellowbrook. Kick Buttowski is as usual doing his stunts with his best friend Gunther. They were going to do an AWESOME stunt in Widowmaker's Peak until something bad happened. It was Kick's older brother Brad and with him were Pantsy and Horance and they were here to cause misery everywhere they go.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Dillweed Brothers?" Brad said evilly.

"Back off Brad!" Kick yelled angrily.

'Oh you're so tough aren't you?"

"Beat it!"

But Brad didn't leave. Instead he grabbed Kick by the helmet and threw him off of Widowmaker's Peak. Gunther screamed in horror as Kick was thrown up in the sky.

"Have a nice trip Dillweed!" Brad shouted at the sky. "See ya next fall!"

Then Brad, Horance and Pantsy left Gunther alone to cry.

"Someday Brad," Gunther said as Brad and his friends leave. "Someday you'll learn the error of your ways! Just you wait!"

"Like that's ever going to happen," Brad mocked. "Yeah Brad!"

As for Kick, he fell from the sky and hit the ground big time. Like all other failed stunts, Kick miraclously heals and got up to his feet just as Brad, Horance and Pantsy walked by.

"Having a nice trip Dillweed?" Brad asked evilly.

"It's not funny Brad," Kick said angrily. "Someday you'll learn the error of your ways."

"Like I'm going to do that? You're such a loser. Later Dillweed!"

Then Brad, Horance and Pantsy left Kick alone.

Meanwhile at Mellowbrook Mall, Kendall is happily strolling while carrying about 3 bags in each hand. She is also humming happily.

"Oh how I love shopping." Kendall said as she continues on strolling.

But the happiness didn't last as Brad, Horance and Pantsy blocked her way. They were ready to cause misery.

'What do you want Brad?" Kendall said in a bossy tone.

"What do I want?" Brad responded. "What I want is for you to get out of the way!"

"Yeah," Pantsy said. "Get out of Brad's way Dillweed lover!"

This angers Kendall.

"What did you just call me?" Kendall said angrily.

"Ooh look! Dillweed lover thinks she's tough," Brad mocked while he and his buddies pretended to be scared. "I'm so scared."

Then Brad took Kendall's shopping bags and threw them in the fountain and then took them out and threw it at Kendall's face.

"Here's your sloppy gift!" Brad said to a now furious Kendall.

"Just you wait Brad," Kendall muttered. "Just you wait. Someday you'll learn the error of your ways!"

"Oh quit your whining nerdette!" Brad said.

Then Brad and his buddied left a humiliated Kendall alone.

Later, Brad decided to flirt with the girls at the park. He was busy trying to win the heart of a brunette girl named Carmen Perkins (who unknown to Brad hates bullies that bullied other people for no reason.)

"So Carmen," Brad flirted. "Do you want to spend some quality time with the Brad?"

"How about on the 30th of February," Carmen responded angrily. "I know what you did to your brother and my sister Kendall."

"You saw me did that?"

"Yes I did. And I would never go out with anyone who bullies little kids for no reason."

Then Carmen walked away leaving Brad alone.

Later at the Perkins resident, Kendall, Carmen, Mr. and Mrs. Perkins were eathing dinner. Mrs. Perkins could see the anger coming from both Kendall and Carmen as if they were having a bad day.

"What's wrong sweethearts?" Mrs. Perkins asked her daughters. "It looks like you two had a bad day."

"My day was horrible thanks to Buttowski!' Kendall whined.

"Was it Clarenece with his stunts that ruined your day?"

"No. It was his older brother Brad that ruined my day."

"How did Brad ruin your day?"

"Well I was shopping at the mall and then all of a sudden, Brad and his friends blocked my way and claimed that I blocked their way. Then one of them called me Dillweed Lover and Brad took my gifts, threw them at the fountain and then threw them back at my face!"

"Well that was very rude of Brad," Mr. Perkins said. "What about you Carmen?"

"I was at the park making sure that the kids are happy and safe as usual," Carmen replied. "But then Brad came by and tried to asked me out on a date. Can you believe that guy? Why would I want to date a guy who likes nothing more than bully kids for no good reason!"

"Well don't you worry Carmelita dear," Mrs. Perkins said. "I'll phone his mother about his bad behaviour today."

"I should also mentioned that Brad threw Clarence from Widowmaker's Peak all the way to town today," Kendall added. "His best friend told me."

Meanwhile at the Buttowski house, Honey is busy washing the dishes when suddenly, the phone rang. She dried her hands and picks up the phone.

"Hello?" Honey answered.

"Mrs. Buttowski we need to talk about your son," said Mrs. Perkins.

"Was it Kick that you need to talk about?"

"No. It's Brad I want to talk about."

"What did he do to your daughters this time?"

"He bullied my Kendall at the mall and tried to get my Carmelita to date him despite the fact that he bullies kids for no good reason."

"He did WHAT? Don't worry Mrs. Perkins, I'll talk to Brad about this. Thanks for calling me."

Then Honey hung up.

"Brad!" Honey yelled as she continued on washing the dishes.

"Yes mother?" Brad said in his innocent voice as he walks down the stairs.

"We need to talk about your behaviour today."

"My behaviour? Well I was being good all day."

"Doesn't look like you were being good. I just got a call from Mrs. Perkins today."

"Oh Mrs. Perkins. Was it about Kick arguing with Kendall about their lifestyles?"

"No, It's about your bad behaviour today."

Brad went silent as Honey dried her hand and looked at him with an angry look on her face.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!" Honey yelled at Brad's face. "How could you do this to your brother and Kendall? Why?"

"Um," Brad mumbled. "Cause I like to do that."

"I am very mad at you for humiliating Kendall and throwing your own brother up in the air from Widowmaker's Peak! You are grounded for the next 2 weeks mister! And don't even think about sneaking out and seeing Horrance and Pantsy. They're grounded as well for their bad behaviour!"

Brad was shocked and went to his room as fast as possible. He is going to be inside his room for the next 2 weeks.

"Who cares about some little babies if they're hurt," Brad said to himself. "They're just troublemakers who likes to ruin my day and ruin my chance on getting a girlfriend. Screw them! I just wish that Dillweed and all of his friends are dead!"

Then Brad fell asleep.

This was unexpected. But I hope you like it so far. Please read and review and I'll update another chapter soon.