A/N: This is a story about Zoro…. And my two best friends…. Belen, and Harlei… and of course me, (Alyssa)! So I hope that you enjoy this… All of my friends have one so I decided I better try it out… Well here I go! Oh by the way Sanjikun-Zorosan, let me use these people it is not plagiarism I did not steal them!

Harlei, Belen, and I were walking through the woods following a trail that would lead us to my new found mansion. As you see I bought it last week not knowing what or who I would find in it.

As we wondered the second story halls of the mansion we came across a screaming in the last bedroom of the hall.

"AIEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed the mysterious person.

As we went to search the room we found several dirt footprints leading underneath the bed.

Surprising as it is, I went underneath just to scream my head off.

As my two friends heard they reacted in a surprisingly odd way, you see they heard my screams but my scream became fainter and then fainter.

They wanted to look but were paralyzed with raging fear. So all they did was call out my name… and again all they heard was my screaming for help.

So with a last pray of hope they went down with me, as they fell into nothingness.

One hour later, as there throat could not stand the pain … They finally fell into an old barn.

With me somewhere else, I fall by a green haired man… with three swords… as I realize that it is the love of my life, Zoro. I noticed that I fell on a stack of hay, as it is painfully jabbing into my butt.

I scream, waking up Zoro, Sanji, and Ace. As Zoro sees me, looking at me weird, I start asking him questions, "Where am I?" (Though I know were I am.), and "Who are you and these people that are staring at me?"

As he tells me that we are in Leirod, and that His name is Zoro, and the people that are gazing upon me are his friends Sanji, and Ace, and that they are traveling to a village called the Grand Line to find the treasure called "One Piece."

As I realized my friends, I hear them yelling in a far distance away. As I overwhelmingly panicked not knowing where to go, and where the crap they are. Zoro, Sanji, and Ace laughing at me… I then realized that I have a cell phone, so I call Harlei…

Saying, "HARLEI, where in the heck are you?", as she replies, "I don't know… In a barn somewhere… and there's not a doo…r… ohhhh… Found one… Heee… it was right in front of me. OH MY GOSH… I can't find Bele… Oh… Found her..."

As I said…., "Well scream and I'll try to find you!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed.

As I ran, Zoro, Ace, and Sanji ran after me. I found Belen, on the floor meditating, saying, "My lovely Sanji, from my heart, I adore thee!"

"Umm…. Belen…! Someone is here to make some food for you! "

"If it's not Sanji, I DON'T CARE!"

"Um… Miss." Sanji says, she looks up and sees him, and leaps into his arms looking like a little kitten going after prey.

Sanji's nostrils are flaring and his eyes are blowing hearts at her. Belen's face is no different than Sanji's both staring in amazement at each other.

"WEEEEEEEEE, I can swim!" Someone said from in the barn.

"OH CRAP… Where's Harlei?" I screamed at the now hypnotized Belen.

She looked away from her lovely Sanji only to reply, "I think she's still in the barn, trying to find a way out."

"How did you get out?" I asked her questioningly.

"The freakin' door was already open!"

"Is she that much of a blonde?" I said disgustingly.

"Ok fine then… Ace you help me find her. She's a foot smaller than me, has long blonde hair, and is wearing tight jeans with a pink halter top."

"OKAY, OKAY I'LL HELP!" Replied all the love struck guys, while Sanji dropped Belen and went over to help me.

"No just Ace and me, Ok?" I said with a disgusted look on my face.

As me and Ace walked into the barn, we saw an awkward movement in the hay, followed by a stack of hay getting flung in the air.

"Ace could you go to the spot the hay flew up at and get Harlei out of there… Please?"

"HECK YES" he replies.

As he goes into the hay stack you can hear him Groaning and saying "Ouch, it hurts!"

He jumps out of the hay stack, with bumps and bruises on his face. "She's swimming in the hay and when I went to grab her she kicked me and screamed, HELP, HELP!"

So Ace and I went in the hay stack together, and finally got Harlei, but with Harlei over his shoulders and her butt by his ear…

They walked out of the barn with Harlei's butt showing to the crowd, all of the guys looking amazed at how beautiful it looked.

As Belen smacked them all, saying "YOU PERVS!"

I walk out like I'm the hero, and walk up to Harlei and smacked her upside the head. Giving her a bump the size of my hand, (which is pretty big!)

As she replied, "Ouch! Why do you always have to hit me?"

As my smart minded, embarrassment said, "Because you're always acting obnoxious and foolish!"

"That's the way I like them!" Ace smirked while he said it.

Everyone turns to Ace and he blushes. Then everyone started to chant, "YOU LIKE HER, YOU LIKE HER!" But the only people not chanting are Ace and Harlei, and they both start blushing.

"I DO NOT!" Ace screamed at them.

Or do I, she's pretty hot and her butt is HUGE, but I'm not really sure.

Of course you dolt!

Wait who are you?

I'm your conscious stupid.

Oh hi!

Ace finally put Harlei down after fighting with himself for at least 10 minutes.

A/N: Well hope you guys like it! Now to the next chapter! Muahaha! REVIEW!