"The Night Harold Went Crazy"

Down in the messhall all the campers were eating food For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his neck to his shoes he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Happy Brithday to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Harold went crazy
The night Doris went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the messhall is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Courtney and Trent
And he tied up his cook and he held the host hostage
And he ground up poor Heather into Human sausage
He got Eva and Izzy with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Lindsey just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Beth
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Harold went crazy
The night The nerd went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Camp
Without steppin' in Human guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Harold, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Baby, now Daddy's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little baby, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 53 more years
But now Duncan's in therapy and Geoff's still nervous
And the rest of the campers all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Harold's mom, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Harold went crazy
The night Mcgrady flipped
Broke his back for some thousand
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Harold went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

This is a parody of a parody "The night santa went crazy." Weird Al wrote that.

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