The 12 Pranks of Christmas: Naruto Style

by Spring of Inked Dreams

There's an certain idiot that runs around the Konoha, pranking people on Christmas and giving them the best presents. Coal-stuffed toilets for Iruka, naked girls for Sasuke, and a walking turd for Kiba! Yes, carols in the Konoha certainly go differently..

1. Prologue

The 12 Pranks of Christmas: Naruto Style

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I still don't get why I should say that, I mean, durr...if I did own Naruto, then I wouldn't be writing this.

A/N: Anyway, sorry, this chapter's short. There's a next one. My first shot at humor, cuz I'm just such a humorous person (hahaha. funny. I am so sarcastic). Please comment. I love commenters.

--

Prologue

Carols go differently here in the Konoha. Maybe it's because they're shinobi. Maybe it's because they're just imaginary people and don't even exist (which is true, admit it).

Nah.

It's just Naruto.

And so, here's how your typical twelve days of Christmas go in the Konoha. And after you listen to the twelve victims, you better feel damn lucky Naruto doesn't exist.