Chapter 1
A/N: Wow so it's been a long ass fucking time since I wrote a novel and I'm so excited omg! Thank you Jessica for editing, you sexy fucking bitch I love you so much! It was so fun having drugs with you on my 13th birthday! True ass friends!
"Hey you gay" I said to Zelda who wasn't dead anymore.
"Boohoo wah" she cried like a bitch ass bitch and ran away.
Me and Link have been dating for like basically 2 years and we have 2 kids together so we're like totally in love and stuff lol we have sex a lot. I was wearing sexy black boots with hot pink lingerie and my vagina was out. You could basically see all my boobs except my nipples and my hair was long, sexy, and black.
"Damn you look like a thing I wanna have sex with" Link yelled exotically as he grabbed me by my throat and started making rape to me hotly and I loved it and then he came in my hand and I gave him a hand/blow job and his cum was everywhere and I licked it up with my tongue. I orgasmed like 700 times out of my vagina.
My pussy literally destroyed by his big meaty cock dick and I wanted to get some food so we went to emo Taco Bell and we had sex in front of all the people but they were all cool emo people so they cheered really loudly. He came in my taco and I used it as sour cream but not actually sour cream because it was cum but like you know what I mean, like it basically was, like it was a condiment basically so like that means it's a taco topping, maybe not actually sour cream so like maybe that was the wrong word but still like you get it.
So after that I saw Samus who was looking so super-hot but not in a gay way because I am not a fucking lesbian wtf, so we went up to Samus and we said hi and she said hi back.
Then we saw Zelda killing a goth guy outside so we went to go save him omg!
TO BE CONTINUED….