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Starfire: I wish to initiate a group hug!
Raven: Pass.
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Starfire: I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck beetle.
Raven: Tell me about it.
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Robin: Loser.
Cyborg: Jerk.
Both: WHAT'D YOU SAY!?
Robin: You got a problem, tin man?
Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!
Robin: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!
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Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!
Raven: (sarcasticly) A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
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Blackfire: Yo, Beast Boy, what's up?!
Beast Boy: Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
Blackfire: (laughing) Good one!
Beast Boy: (to Raven) See? She thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
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Raven: This party is pointless.
Emo Boy: Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?
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Guy: Hey, hot alien girl. You diggin' the scene?
Starfire: I did not know we were supposed to bring shovels.
(Everybody laughs at her)
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Beast Boy: NO! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been...alphabetized. How am I ever gonna find anything?
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Raven: But-
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Raven: I don't think-
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Cyborg: Why are we hiding?
Beast Boy: Shhhhhhhh!! (Realizes it's Cyborg) Cyborg?! You can't be Cyborg!!
Cyborg: (Confused) I can't?
Beast Boy: If you're Cyborg - then who's that?
Raven: Uhh-ohh.
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Starfire: On my planet we have names for people who do such horrible things, you are a...A CLORBAG VARGLENILK!!
Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag??
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are SUCH a clorbag.
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Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire...
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?
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Robin: Thanks for making us breakfast, Beast Boy.
Starfire: On my planet, occasions such as these mark the arrangement of a marriage. Tell me Beast Boy, to whom are you engaged?
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Beast Boy: (about Raven) You know, she's never laughed at any of my jokes!
Cyborg: At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out.
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Raven: (Saved by Beast Boy) You...stayed? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!
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Starfire: (as Raven) I will try to calm down! Peace...quiet...tranquility... (A car suddenly flips over and a fire hydrant bursts)
Raven: (as Starfire) We are so doomed.
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Starfire: We have done it! (Hugs Raven)
Raven: You're hugging me...
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Beast Boy: (In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life) If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark. (He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark.)
Cyborg: (Pressing the off switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone)
Beast Boy: Hey! What just...is this thing on? Hey, cut it out!
Cyborg: (Turns it back on) (Innocently) Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.
Raven: Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?
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Beast Boy: INCOMING!!! (Lands on Aqualad) I said incoming.
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Beast Boy: O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?
Raven: (Sarcastically) Gee, they both sound soooooo good.
Cyborg: Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!
Starfire: Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us?
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Cyborg:(Burps loudly)
Beast Boy:(wakes up) Heh heh good one!...Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?
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Starfire: (Puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy) I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: (Wakes up, laughs) Ha ha!! Good one!! (Stops, glares) Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much...
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Cyborg: You lost my car?... My car lost a race?!
Thief: No way, we beat him easy. She handled like a dream!
Cyborg: She did? How'd she take the curves 'cause, Y'know, I've been working on the suspension, and-d-d-d-d-- Don't try to distract me! Who has her now?
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Gizmo: Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball! (He farts in Cyborg's face)
Raven: Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate...
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Slade: I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
Cyborg: No!
Starfire: (Gasps)
Raven: Uh-oh.
Beast Boy: No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?
Hope you guys liked them lol more to come : )