Once, in a forest, there was a orange ball of hair with a mustache. This orange balls name was The Lorax. A hipster who played guitar named the onceler moved to the

forest with the plan to sell his new product. The thing is, the product needed the tusks from the tree. He cut down a tree and and the Lorax hated him. They tried to

kill him and you know the story.

The Lorax and The Onceler were chilling on the couch watching TV. "Hey, fuzzy tic tac, can you pass the chips?" the onceler asked the lorax.

"Shut the fuck up, you guitar playing hipster prick." the lorax replied before passing the chips.

"You're so cute when you're mad. -w-"

"Go fuck yourself."

The Lorax got up and walked to the bathroom. "I'm gonna take a shower" He said.

"Uh.. K?" Onceler repled.

The Onceler felt a rumble in his penis and looked down. "Oh fuck, I gotta piss." The Onceler quickly ran to the bathroom and was met with the sight of the naked onceler

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU HOMO?" The Lorax screamed as he jumped up and down angerly while his penis waved in the air.

The onceler looked straight at the furry jiggling penis.

"Uhm.. Dude, you have a package."

The onceler looked down and back up at the onceler. "Oh, thanks for noticing. :)"

"NOW GET OUT!" the lorax screamed one last time before throwing the onceler out and making him land on his boner.

The onceler was laying in the hallway with his penis split in half bleeding hard.

"Ow." The Onceler said.

The onceler got up and realized something important..

"DAMN IT, I PISSED MY PANTS!" After realizing this he stomped to his room and changed into his boxers and got shirtless.

He then went to his kitchen and got ductape for his dick.

The Lorax walked in on him taping his raging boner and just stared.

"You got a nice package too.."

The Lorax walked closer and the onceler backed up. "Uh..."

The Lorax touched the Oncelers penis and the onceler fell back and moaned.

The Lorax started stroking and picked up the speed which each stroked.

Then the lorax started deep throating more and more. The Onceler moaned load and then the lorax laughed and played with his tip.

"W-Wait-" The Onceler said.

The Lorax stopped stroking and sucking and looked at his love.

The Onceler giggled and bent the lorax over.

"Wha-?"

Before the Lorax could say anything else, the onceler started thrusting into his tiny, tight, lorax hole.

"AHH- AHH!" The Lorax screamed.

"Yeah, you speak for the trees, my tree makes you speak."

"OH YES ONCIE! GIVE ME YOUR SHLOPPIDY SHLOP!"

After fucking for 4 hours, they got tired, drank 420, and smoked mt. dew and doritos.

After this the lorax moved in and the onceler and him had a happy relationship forever.

The End.