Lincoln and Clyde sat beneath a tree reading comics in the cool shade.
When suddenly...
A large mass smashed down on Lincoln's head! Forcing him to the ground!
"Aaahhh! Clyde!" Lincoln shrieked.
Clyde hopped up and attempted to save Lincoln when he was forced into the ground with his ass hanging high in the air.
Clyde and Lincoln were held down both asses facing the sky! When every cloud churned together and slammed into their prostates!
Their screams filled Royal Woods with chaos!
They were disfigured for life. They have had to get hip surgery everyweek for the rest of their miserable lives.
Sometimes they still recieve visits from the sky.
The End.