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Lincoln exited the motel room he was staying at with his family. He had been sleeping than he just got thirsty as fuck!
He headed over and payed a dollar fifty and waited for his coke.
But Lincolns schlong got bored! It sprung from his pants and slid into the vending machine. His head got stuck on a spring. Lincoln yanked and yanked.
The ambulance came and had to cut open the vending machine and save his large penis.
He awoke in the hospital. The nurse said that they werent able to save his monster cock but they were able to get him that coke he wanted!
He had his large penis freeze dried and bronzed. He now wears it as a belt buckle.