NOOT NOOT BITCHES!
And welcome to a brand new fanfiction I'm going to start. Enjoy!
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A child was running happily down a road, unfazed by a myriad glares subjected to him. He was searching for someone he could eat his favourite snack, gyudon, with. The child has blond unkempt hair and purple eyes. He knew just who to find. The person would be in the park at this hour. Going there, he found him.
"Orochimaru! Let's go eat some gyudon, pleeeease", he pouted.
"Hehehehe, sure thing Naru-chan, but let's hurry up, I have to talk with Sarutobi-sensei later".
"OK! Let's go!"
The pair walked down the street, going towards a place they both know. The people once glaring didn't dare to, not with a sannin around. They still wouldn't understand why would a sannin associate himself with the child.
"So, how's the academy Naru-chan"
"It was awesome, we learned Kawarimi. Me and Shika played shoji, he said I'm better at it than before!"
"That's nice, so what do you want to do today?", Orochimaru asked the boy.
"I'm not sure, maybe train".
"That's nice, you seem to love training", He added in his mind.
"Of course I do! It's awesome".
"Ok then, I is going to go see Sarutobi-sensei now, see ya later. "He smiled.
"Ok! See you later Orochi-jisan."
'You sure are a hyperactive kid, reminds me of Kushina, looks like you're the best of two worlds. 'Orochimaru thought.
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"So, Orochimaru, any new developments?" asked the Kami no Shinobi, Sarutobi Hiruzen.
"Nothing new, I'm sure that the pervert knows more", said Orochimaru.
"Well then, how's Naruto-kun doing?" his face changing from serious to happy rather quickly.
"He will do a prank today" the snake summoner answered.
"How do you know?"asked the elderly Hokage.
"He said he'll train without proclaiming to me what he'll be training in, he will prank, judging by how little his resistances was to me leaving, it's a big one."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!NARUTOOOOO" came the angry. voice of one cyclops nin.
"Hmm, I wonder what it is this time. "Hiruzen said.
"Must be something big if it did this to the usually calm and collected Kakashi" the sannin remarked.
"Hokage-sama" a new voice said.
They both looked, though they already sensed who it is.
"Yes, Boar?"
"It seems that Naruto has found a way to change every single Icha Icha book to Yaoi, in the Anbu headquarters, during lunchtime, in broad daylight, while wearing his pranking gear, the orange jumpsuit",came his gruff voice.
"I swear I still don't know how he does it, I doubt I can do that without being time he painted the monument in broad daylight as well without anyone in the whole village noticing."said the snake summoner.
"Anything else Boar?" Hiruzen asked.
"Uuuhhh, well there is a small problem about that."
Orochimaru raised an eyebrow at his nervousness.
"We need help catching keeps evading us."
"You mean multiple anbu squads need help catching an 11 year old?" Hiruzen laughed.
"Hey! It's not funny, that kid is impossible to catch, it's unreal!" the anbu nearly yelled.
"Calm down, I'm sure Kakashi can do it for you"Orochimaru said.
"Uummm, actually, Kakashi-senpai was the one to send me here"
"Really? Fine I'll go", Orochimaru rolled his eyes as he got up.
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Naruto was regaining his breath in an alleyway, he has been running from anbu for a long time. 'Hah, guess I lost them again, those anbu suck!'
"Hello Naru-chan"
His eyes widened as he quickly jumped out of the alleyway, only to be blocked by a small mud wall that appeared out of nowhere. A hand grabbed his shoulder and touched a pressure point there, causing him to lose feeling in his leg as he fell down. He felt someone carry him away and looked at that person's face.
"Hey there Orochi-jisan. Funny meeting you in here."
"Seems you were causing some commotion Naru-chan. "
"Can you stop calling me Naru-chan, I'm not six!"
"Don't change the subject. You caused trouble for the ANBU, and that isn't nice. They're already worked to the bone, don't add to it", Orochimaru smiled. The kid really was innocent. Good, he needs a fun childhood. Not like some other Jinchurikis.
"Fine. Just that pranking is so much fun", Naruto said.
"Ok, so, how did you do the prank "He put Naruto down, who regained his movements at this point.
"I placed a henge on the books", Naruto told the sannin."
"Three things; one, henges can be easily discovered and cancelled, two, you do realise that you snuck around in the most guarded place in Konoha, since all the anbu practically live there, three, Kakashi keeps his book in his pocket and never lets it go out of there unless he is reading it. Hell he periodically checks the back pocket to make sure nothing is wrong. So would you mind telling me how an eleven year old academy student, one who wears bright orange, was able to do all that to high jounin level anbu? Hell I doubt even I can do all that I forgot, you also outran all the anbu sent after you and managed to lose them.", Orochimaru waited patiently for an answer from the blond.
"Well, my henges are solid for one reason or another, I snuck around the Anbus, and I took the book from Kaka.I just ran away from them.
Orochimaru's eye twitched, this was all he did, it seemed hard to believe. He decided not press the subject and ask later. He made a mental note to tell the Hokage about the solid henges of his
He rolled his eyes at the gleeful look on Naruto's face. The kid was a handful, but it was worth it since he always got a laugh out of him .Something eerily similar to his mother.
"Well then, let's go visit Sarutobi-sensei"
"Kay, Orochi-jisan, ladies first" Naruto joked.
"Really? that's the best joke you got?", Orochimaru said looking unimpressed.
"Come on, hurry up", Naruto yelled.
"Yes, Naru-chan"
"Stop calling me that!", Naruto shouted at the snake sannin.
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Naruto was bored. Very bored. He was in the academy listening to a chunin named Iruka Umino babbling on about history, maybe. He didn't care since he already knows all this from Orochimaru. His friendly neighborhood sannin had made sure that Naruto was already prepared for the shinobi lifestyle. He was sitting next to a boy named Sai. Sai was a very awkward person, and he creeped Naruto out. Both the Hokage and Orochimaru told him to keep an eye on the kid .He also the third strongest with Naruto coming in at a close second. Shino was the first, he was the Aburame clan heir. He is a quite person who only talks if he needs to and always finds a way to end a conversation as fast as possible .Naruto and the ShikaCho duo have a game where they try to have the longest conversation with him as possible. Winner gets a cinnamon roll. The blond Jinchuriki's best friends where Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi. Both were heirs to their respected clans. Shikamaru was mostly just a lazy person who finds life too troublesome and suicide too troublesome as well. He loves cloud watching and the occasional chat with Choji. However, under the lazy exterior lies a genius like no other. With an IQ over is quite easily the smartest person in the village after his own father. Anyone who played shoji against the young genius would testify to that statement.
The 'big boned' Choji, in two words, is too kind. He is possibly the kindest person Naruto has ever met .However, anyone threatening his friends can quickly find out just what the chubby boy can do when aggravated. The young heir prefers to spend his time hanging out with Shika and Naruto.
On the other side of the classroom was the last Uchiha. Pretty much an egotistical jerk who expects the world to bow down to him because of his clan. Naruto chuckled remembering what Orochimaru said when he first met the Uchiha.
Flashback
Orochimaru came to the academy to pick up Naruto. He has a new jutsu to teach him. The boy was always hungry for jutsu, and food. He always wanted someone to eat with. He got there and immediately regretted it as all the academy students flocked him to get an autograph from the strongest sannin. He did a quickKawarimi with one of the teachers and went to his favourite blond.
"Hi there, Orochimaru!", Naruto yelled as he ran at the snake summoner.
"Oi! Naruto-baka! Stop harassing the sannin you stup-WHAT!" Ino Yamanaka then stopped as said sannin gave Naruto a hug.
"Hey there Naruto-kun", Orochimaru chuckled. He didn't want to embarrass the boy after all.", How was your class today?"
"Really boring, it's all just some bland talk.", The blond answered.
"Yes, I remember how boring the academy is. It's all just useless crap about basic theories you literally never use.", Orochimaru stared at the academy, talking in a pseudo-nostalgic.
"Well, enough talk, let's go get some gyudon."
"Sure thing, we can train later .I have a new jutsu to show you today along with Jiraiya."
"Wait Naruto, you hang out with the sannin!?"
An Inuzuka, if the puppy on his head and the marks on his face were any hint.
"Uh, yeah, why"Naruto questioned.
"What the hell do you mean by train, Sannin? You should be training me instead of this clanless baka!", exclaimed an apparently very angry boy. The girls usually around him stayed quiet though. They heard of the pale sannin's deeds, and didn't want to offend him.
"Who are you, may I ask?", Orochimaru knew who this is, but he felt like making fun of him as a good way to put his ego down a few notches.
"What do you mean who am I? I am the last Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha."
"An Uchiha? I thought Itachi finished them off"
Orochimaru asked no one in particular.", Guess he choked, too bad, I thought we got rid of you jutsu thieves.", Orochimaru continued, smirking in his mind., At this point, Sasuke was seething. Seeing this, Orochimaru decided to see how short was the Uchiha's temper."I guess life just isn't fair, but maybe you'd be so weak you'll die soon anyway".
Sasuke saw red as he rushed at the sanin, only to be thrown across the Academy front yard slamming into a wall. The fangirls of said Uchiha jumped back; frightened at the show of power and the killer intent that was radiating off of the snake summoner.
"Looks now, academy student, I am not in the mood to deal with that massive ego of yours, don't you for one second think that you are my superior, and that I am to bow down and oblige to your every need and desire. I didn't go through two shinobi world wars just to be treated like this. You attack me, I hit you back", he huffed, knowing that his mood for the entire day was ruined by the blasted bastard.", Let's go now Naruto-kun.I'm hungry. "
"Um, ok, sure thing Orochi-jisan.", Naruto smiled, seemingly unfazed by the killer intent from the pissed of sannin.
At that answer, they both Inuzuka let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. At that, he felt a comment was needed to bring back everyone to reality.
"That...was...AWESOME! Did you see what happened Akamaru? Sasuke got his ass handed to him by a sannin! Hope he got knocked down a few pegs and learned his place! "
"Well, this is troublesome, but I guess the ending made the whole ordeal worth it."
"What the hell happened here? "Came the voice of the scarred chunin, Iruka Umino."
End flashback
Next to the Uchiha were his two top fangirls, Ino Yamanaka, the heiress of the Yamanaka clan. The other was a pink haired girl, Sakura Haruno. Originally from a civilian family, she didn't have much going for her .Right behind them was another civilian born kid, Hataro maybe, but the person to his right was the one that caught Naruto's eyes. Shino Aburame was the heir of the Aburame clan. A rather quiet individual, but he was easily the best and most prepared one for the shinobi lifestyle in the class. His eye caught someone out of the corner of his eye. It was a white eyed girl, a Hyuga. The Hyuga heiress none-the-less. While she was nice enough, Naruto found her rather weird. He kept an eye at her with his peripheral vision. He heard the teacher, Iruka, talk about Taijutsu, looks like another taijutsu spar.
"...ptionally today in this taijutsu tournament. We will be beginning in five minutes. be sure you're prepared to face anyone in this classroom."
"Excuse me sensei", the year's top Kunoichi asked.
"Yes Sakura,you have a question?"
"Sensei, by anyone in this class, you mean anyone of our gender, right?", she said, slightly worried.'of course he does, that's what we've been doing since we started the academy' she thought,'this is my chance to show Sasuke-kun how strong I am'.
"No, since this is your last year here, you are expected to be able to fight equally against any person in your year, whomever it happens to be."
"But sensei…"she pleaded.
"No buts Sakura, it is not my fault you haven't been taking your practice seriously.", the teacher interrupted sternly.
"Now that that's out of the way, let us begin. "
The students all filed behind the teachers as they were to the academy different thoughts were going through the heads of the students.
'I hope'crunch'that I won't'crunch'fight any of'cruch'the strong guys'.
'So I might fight a girl...troublesome'
'I want to fight forehead, maybe then Sasuke-kun will notice me.'
'Logic would dictate that Sasuke would win as he is the top of this year, however, I feel that it will not be so simple.'
'I wonder how Naruto-kun will do, I will show him that I am not weak!'
'Me and Akamaru will blow right through those idiots!'
'I hope I won't have to fight a boy, they are all strong, well except for Shikamaru and Chouji, they are weak.'
'hn, those weaklings are nothing compared to the elites of this village.'
'I just want to kick Sasuke-teme's ass'
'Pineapples…'
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"So, Jiraiya, any new intel?"
"As a matter of fact, I do, Orochimaru. It's something with Suna"
"Suna, what is it. They are rather close to us, I feel that this will affect us as well?"
"Yep, It's something big. It's all in the report"
"Just a sec Jiraiya...waitress, some tea if you may"
"Definitely Orochimaru-sama, it'll be here in a few minutes"
"Well then Jiraiya, I have some interesting things to tell you about Naruto-kun"
"Please continue, I haven't seen the gaki in quite a while"
"By 'while' you men a dozen years?"
"Shut up"
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A/N:Ok, so this was the first chapter of my first ever fanfiction, and I'm pretty excited for it!
The chapter was horrible, I know, but I wrote this chapter about two years ago, so bear with me. I already have 30 or so chapters already written, so expect regular updates! The first few will be pretty bad, like this one, but it'll get better! I swear!
Problem is that when I first started my style was bad and I had no experience writing, but my late chapters are actually good, if I may say so myself.
This fanfic will have a similar start to canon, but around the time skip, things will start changing. Note: I will keep the OC characters at minimum, so don't expect any.
Like the summary said, I'll start with a bit of character bashing (All from Naruto's perspective), and the characters will have have redemptions. I'll make sure to be fair to all characters.
Meaning of bold terms
Gyudon: Gyudon is a Japanese folk is comprised of a bowl of beef pieces in a bowl, sometimes with other vegetables or rice in the mix.
Purple: In this fanfic, Naruto has his mother's purple eyes.
Chan: Honorific used with someone males calling females or the elderly calling a small used by mothers.
Sensei: Japanese for teacher
Sannin: Sannin literally means three name goes to the three students of the third got the name when they survived a fight against a legendary nin named Hanzo of the Salamander.
Kawarimi: A technique used to substitute yourself with a nearby object, thus it takes your place and you take its place.
Shoji: A Japanese board game similar to chess.
Sennin: Sage; someone who can use natural energy in combat.
Kami: Japanese for god or holy and divine.
Hokage: Literally meaning fire shadow, The Hokage is the leader of Konoha.
Sama: Honorific used when addressing one of a higher social status.
Boar: Code name for the is part of a group of very skilled nin who maintain secrecy thus wearing names are according to the animal on the mask they are given the most important jobs or the hardest and most dangerous along with missions that would usually count as immoral done unanimously so the village wouldn't lose face.
Icha icha: Name of the erotica written by of the stress on the job,Said agents need a vice to let the stress read this.
Yaoi: Erotica that features homosexual scenes.
Anbu: Name of said organization of agents.
Senpai: Honorific used when talking to someone not necessarily higher but personally respected as such.
Henge: Technique used to change physical form as an illusion.
Jounin: Third rank in ninja.
Kaka: What Naruto calls Kakashi Hatake.
Chunin: Second ninja rank.
Jinchuriki: Name used for those humans who contain tailed beasts.
Uchiha: A clan of bastards who steal the hard work of others and see everyone else as low class garbage. Hated by everyone.
Jutsu: Technique.
Baka: Japanese for idiot.
Inuzuka: Ninja clan that uses dogs to help on see the dogs as equals.
Itachi :Extremely skilled criminal shinobi famous for massacring the Uchiha clan.
Killer intent: Technique that uses intimidation but takes it to a higher intense will to kill generated by the shinobi causes intense fear and possible unconsciousness in less experienced nin.
Shinobi world war:A war including the majority of the major shinobi villages.
Akamaru: Name of Kiba's dog.
Yamanaka: Shinobi clan that uses mind traversing, reading, and telepathic abilities.
Aburame :A clan that have insects living in them as use said insects in combat.
Hyuga :A clan that has unique eyes, the has the ability to see chakra and the chakra system and has an all-round 360° vision.X-ray sight included.
Taijutsu: Hand-to-hand combat.
Suna: Another of the five great ninja villages, it is known for the desert it is located in.
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