I dont own vandread.

Dita and Hibiki maybe be a little out of character.

Vandread where to go

Chapter 1

"MR. ALIEN!" Dita voice ran to the Nirvana. Hibiki turned and saw the red-haired girl coming around the corner.

"There you are Mr Alien!" Dita yelled and started running to him.

Hibiki screamed "AAARRR Leave me alone!" He yelled and took off. Dita twinkled.

"Wait where are you going!" She yelled and ran after him.

"Somewhere ELSE!" Hibiki yelled back. "Mr Alien!" And the chase was on.

(I have to find a place to hide from the crazy girl) Hibiki thought, and ran for the messhall hoping to shake her off between the other women, having breakfast. That reminds me, I am hungry. Dita looked after Hibiki, she knew he was heading for the messhall. But she would not let him eat there, she had made a special breakfast for him. (I have to make sure he eats my breakfast, I am sure Mr Alien will love it.)

In the meantime in the messhall Jura was walking to the table where Barnette sat, she had her breakfast in one hand, it was toast with jam and a glass of coco in her other hand, she reached her friends table: "Good morning Barnette." Barnette looked up, and saw Jura smiling happly to her. "Morning Jura, did you sleep well?" Barnette asked.

"Yes it was ok but..." Hibiki ran into the messhall with Dita hot on his tail.

There were not enough people to hide from the chasing red-haired, so he ran for the other exit. In his eager to get away from Dita he ran into Jura. "Out of my way!" He yelled. Jura got so scared that she threw both her toast and her coco up in the air, and of cause what goes up must come down. The toasts landed in her long hair and the coco poured out over her.

The messhall was silent. Then sounds of giggling were heard, soon more joined, suddenly all people in the messhall were laughing. Jura looked around, everyone was laughing at her. She looked at Barnette who had a hand over her mouth to stop herself from laughing at her best friend, who was covered with jam, coco and two slices of toast.

Meia came in, she looked around, people were laughing and some were whispering to each other. She walked forward and saw Jura, she blinked, then smiled. "You know, Jura you have to put the food in your mouth and not everywhere else" Meia said and walked over to get breakfast, still with a smile on her face.

Jura looked at Hibiki and Dita. They were both close to the door, Hibiki a little closer, and they were both laughing.

She pointed at them "Im going to kill YOU TWO!" She yelled.

Hibiki saw the blond coming towards him. "Im getting out of here!" he said and ran.

"Wait for me Mr Alien!" Dita yelled and ran after Hibiki to get away from the angry food covered girl.

"GET BACK HERE!" She yelled and ran after them.

Hibiki and Dita ran side by side to get away from the angry girl. "We have to find a way to get her off until, she gets good again" Hibiki said to Dita next to him. Dita nodded, "But how, Mr Alien?" She asked. Hibiki looked at the red-haired, she was breathing fast, then he looked back at the angry blonde. She was chasing them with a look that could kill. Dita looked at the Vanguard pilot, she hoped that he would get an idea to get rid of Jura, or find a good place to hide.

Jura looked at Hibiki and Dita, she really wanted to catch them but she began to realise that they were too fast for her. Dita chased Hibiki almost every day, and therefore they were both fast runners. (I have to find a way to fool them, I will never catch them on foot, but no one gets away with messing up my beauty) she thought.

Jura stopped and let them run off. After they were out of sight she began walking down to the hangar to wait for Hibiki at his Vanguard. She knew he would come down there sooner or later.

Hibiki and Dita looked confused back after Jura. "Thats strange I thought she would chase us til she got us" Dita said and looked at Hibiki. He was still looking out for Jura. "Mr Alien what do you think she is up to?" Hibiki did not answer, he was in his own thoughts. "Mr Alien, did you hear me?" she asked and gave him a push to get him out of his thoughts. Hibiki turned and looked at her.

"What is it girl?" Dita looked back down the hall for Jura, then back at Hibiki.

"I dont understand why she stopped chasing us. What should we do Mr Alien?" Hibiki scratched his hair.

"I dont know, maybe she went to take a shower, But I dont think we should stop looking out for her, lets find a place to lay low for some time." Dita nodded, they began walking.

Dita followed Hibiki, she was still a little nervous about Jura, she knew that the blond girl could continue her chase on them again anytime.

She was ripped out of her thoughts when she heard Hibikis stomach growl. "Thats right, Mr Alien I made you a special breakfast" Dita said happly, Hibiki turned and looked at the red-haired with big eyes. "REALLY?" He asked.

"Yes, Mr Alien is in my room." Hibiki nodded,

"ok you go get it, then meet me down at my partner." Dita nodded and ran off for her room.

Hibiki began walking to the hangar, his thoughts were about all the food Dita had made for him, so he forgot Jura. He heard steps coming down the hall he turned and saw Dita with a picnic basket. Hibiki drooled when he saw the basket. Dita was pleased with his reaction, they continued down to the hangar.

(In the meantime on the Nirvanas bridge). Amarone, Belvesere and Celtic were talking about what new things were happenig on the ship. "You should have seen her face: it was priceless," Belvesere said.

"Hmmm, I wonder if Hibiki and Dita will survive?" Amarone put in.

"I dont care about Hibiki, but Dita is another matter." Celtic said. Amarone and Belvesere looked at her.

"Are you still mad about what happened when he looked into your room?" Amarone asked,

"of course I AM! He saw me almost naked!" She yelled. Both Belvesere and Amarone were laughing like a couple of hyenas.

After they found out that Hibiki in curiosity had looked into Celtics room and saw her only in bra and panties, the funny part came, shocked seeing her like that, he fell into her room and his head ended up being pressed against her bum.

Celtic looked down and blushed. "You liked it dint you? You like the feeling of him pressing against you? You like Hibiki don´t you?" Amarone teased.

"NO I DONT LIKE HIM!." Celtic yelled at her two laughing friends. Belvesere looked at Amarone who nodded.

"Celtic likes Hibiki! Celtic likes Hibiki!" Belvesere sang.

Celtic blushed all over her face. "SHUT UP!" She yelled on top of her lungs then walked back to her station. Amarone and Belvesere continued laughing.

BC came in, she had just had a meeting with the captain and Gascogne. "What is all the rackets out here?" She asked. Celtic looked over at her friends then at BC "Nothing, right friends?"

BC looked at them. It was obvious that she dint believe them. Amarone looked at Celtic. "Really Vice Captain it is nothing." Amarone giggled. BC rolled her eyes. "Where is Ezra?" She asked. "Down at the doctor for a check up" Celtic said, glad that the subject had been changed. BC nodded, then looked out at the stars.

Back to Hibiki and Dita who just entered the hangar. Hibiki looked around, "Hmmm this place looks safe." He said.

"Thats good Mr Alien." Dita said still holding the picnic basket. They walked over to sit in front of the his Vanguard. They were about to sit down when the hangar door closed with a bang.

Hibiki and Dita jumped up they saw Barnette guarding the door. "Barnette whats going on?" Dita asked. "Im sorry she made me do it" Barnette said quietly.

She really had no choice Jura had threatened to tell that she slept with a teddy bear and some other things.

Both Hibiki and Dita knew who she was. "He He He now I gat you both." Sounds a evil voices. Jura came in to sight from behind the Vanguards foot, and walked slowy to them she still had the look that could kill. Hibiki and Dita backed away till the hit the wall. "There is no were to run, your traped." Hibiki jump in front of Dita.

"It was my fault that you got covered in food,so leve this baka out of it." Barnette looked at Hibiki from her position at the door, she was surprise that he will take the fault and let Dita go. Jura blinked, then nodded. "Ok Hibiki I will give you Dita´s punsiment!" Jura said with a evil laugh. She was almost face to face with him when Dita jump in front of Hibiki with her arms spread.

"I will not let you hurt Mr Alien!" She yelled.

Back to the bridge. BC looked between the three girls, Amarone and Belvesere looked like they were about to bust out laughing any minute, and Celtic looked like she was about to explode. The door open and Ezra came in. "Im sorry Vice captain I will return to my station."

"Is ok Ezra, was there anything wrong with the baby?"

"No mam everything is ok." BC nodded.

Ezra reached her station and sat down. She looked down at the control panel. Her eyes wined. "Mam the enemy, I detected 35 Cube Types, they a closeing in fast."

BC turned around fast. "Dread Team prepare for battle!"

Jura was about to push Dita out of the way, but was stopped by the battle alert. BC voice came to the speakers. "Dread Team prepare for battle!"

She looked up at one of the speakers. "Perfect timing as usual!" She yelled and looked back for Hibiki and Dita. They were gone. She turned and saw Hibiki runing for his Vanguard and Dita for her Dread. Barnette was gone to. (But im still covered with food! DAMN IT!) She thought angry. "COME ON JURA!" Meia yelled as she ran past for her own Dread.

"Yeah yeah!" She yelled and ran to her Dread.

To be continued.