Okay, I got EXTREMELY bored, and it s really late so here it is... Forever hold your Pee. Its a One-Shot.
Max POV ( After Jeb left)
I woke up in my bed a little later than normal, not wanting to leave its warm fuzzy softness. But that was okay, Iggy probably had breakfast going anyways. I knew that for a fact because I heard the kids downstairs talking as loud as possible. Something about the TV busting out again. It seemed like no matter how hard we tried to fix it, another wire or something technical would get all screwed up. And the smell of toast and fried eggs filled the air, making my mouth water.
" Iggy broke the TV, again!" Nudge accused, her voice high pitched and obnoxious.
"Did not, it wasn't working in the first place," defended Iggy, his ovoice coming from the kitchen.
Crawling out of my bed, I decided to change my PJ's into regular clothes, a pair of jeans and a shirt. The usual, as always. But I'm not complaining or anything, its better than a dress, that's for sure. Even if the jeans are from Good Will... I ran a brush through my hair, not bothering to check my appearance.
I left my room to got to the bathroom, you know to do the morning routine. As I locked the bathroom door and opened the toilet lid, the worse kind of gift was left behind.
Yellow liquid greeted me in the disgusting way, sitting there waiting to be flushed. With wide eyes and shaking hands, I slowly shut the lid and unlocked the door, and went downstairs to ask the most important question of all. Okay, so it wasn't that important, but it was important enough to make me have a baby barf.
" So who wants to hold their pee?" I asked, confused looks stared back at me as if I was messing with them. It wasn't April Fools, that I knew of.
" Explain." Fang said in that un-emotional way he has, though an eyebrow was raised. So I assumed that he wanted to know the truth too. I noticed Gazzy picking at his cereal as if it was going to eat him instead of vice versa.
" Somebody wants to keep their pee." I replied stiffly, trying not to crack a smile. Angel's four year old eyes grew wide, then giggled like the little angel she was.
" I did it! I wanted to keep my pee!" Gazzy yelled, his anger showing. He got out of his seat and stomped up the stairs to the bathroom. Moments later the sound of running water from the toilet filled the silent air. Angel's baby giggles erupted into laughter.
" So, why did Gazzy wanted to hold his pee?" Nudge asked, her brown eyes curious, wanting the answer as much as the rest of us. I could only hope that she wouldn't turn her favourite channel on fast forward. I shrugged my shoulders as I took a seat at the table, next to Angel, my baby.
" The world may never know." Iggy said in a low voice, as he contuined to fry the eggs on the skillet. His sightless eyes manical.
Okay I just HAD to do this, Yeah its a little gross but its Gazzy. six years old... I hope you like it.