MockingBird

by Minnet

A bunch of random shorts mocking things I've seen fanfics written about. First half of Part Three: Zexion and Riku are average teens, trying to get concert tickets and write poetry, while avoiding smeared eyeliner and frizzy hair. It's an AU, this time.

1. Table of Contents

Summary: Mocking Bird is where I mock a bunch of different sillies that I see pop up in fanfictions. Mainly, sillies that bug me a little or just sillies that pop up a lot in fanfictions. You know, like Mary Sues, yaoi, AU fics, and all that good stuff.

Reasons For Table of Contents: So you can avoid chapters you don't want to read. Ya know, since this is just a bunch of one-shots and short fics, why read ones that you're not interested in? I just thought having a table of contents would help in the navigation of the fic. Ahem.

Part One: Good Charlotte Understands You!

- In which Zexion is being all emo and plays Trivial Pursuit™ with Roxas, Demyx, and Luxord.

- Warning: There are many references to cutting, and the end is… well, I don't know. Intense?

Part Two: Xemnas Lied About the Whole "No Emotions" Thing

- In which Axel kidnaps a Mary Sue for reasons yet unbeknownst to the readers.

- Warning: Lane Whitaker is a bitchy little douche.

Part Two: I Love You, Two

- Get the pun (or whatever it is)?

- In which Lane finds out exactly what she's needed for.

- Warning: I think there might be foul language, but I'm not sure.

Part Three: Concert Event of Forever

-It's an AU.

-In which Zexion and Riku search for a way to go to a concert.

-Warning: I'm not sure there's much to be warned about.