Author Notes: This just came to my mind randomly. Hope you enjoy it. Just wanted to write something other then Growing Pains. You know what to do after you finish reading this. You review, well I mean… if you want.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. And if I did own Twilight, I wouldn't tell any of you! Now that makes you wonder, eh?
Story time with Emmett
"Bella?" Emmett asked his sister. "Do you want to hear a funny story?" Bella nodded. Emmett grinned and proceeded to tell the story:
Once Upon a Time in the small town of Forks, Washington was a family of vampires that led normal lives pretending to be human and feeding off of animals. Suddenly, all that changed when Bella arrived from Phoenix, Arizona and changed the lives of this family of vampires.
Bella's blood smelled so yummy that Edward Cullen had to fight from eating her right in the middle of biology. He managed to control the urge and left just seconds before the bell ringed. Bella was upset and confused. But most of all, she was hurt as to why this strange boy hated her.
Edward decided to leave. He went to Alaska and got hit on a few times by Tanya before deciding to come home and conquer his fear. Edward ate many animals.
But still… he couldn't stop thinking of Bella and the blood he lusted after. Sighing, he decided to give in and went to the Swan's house for dinner. On the menu today was blood; human blood.
He ran instead of taking his car. Though he was fast, when determined, his family was faster. He felt himself being tackled to the ground and struggled.
"NO!" He shouted. "I can't resist any longer! Her blood calls to me! Sings to me!" He struggled against the hold of Emmett and Jasper. Carlisle was there as well.
"Listen to me son, you don't want this." He tried to reason with his struggling son. "I don't want to be forced to stop you with my experimental vampire sedative."
Edward snarled at him and felt a sharp stab of the vampire strength needle enter his arm and Carlisle injected the experimental vampire sedative he secretly been working on for months.
Edward struggled and bit Emmett just before the experimental vampire sedative took effect and Edward fell limp, unconscious.
Back at the Swan's residence, Bella was sitting in her room doing homework. She would never know how close she was to becoming a vampire meal.
Shortly after that incident, Edward came to his senses and was a overprotective, almost controlling, but very loving and gentle boyfriend to Bella Swan. Soon after high school they married and had a baby and lived happily ever after.
"The End!" Emmett proclaimed, laughing at Bella's shocked face. He got up and went to wrestle up a grizzly.