Hermione come down the stairs to find a large (5ft. x 3 ft. x 3ft. to be exact) bow on the table. It was wrapped(it's a birthday present) in black (her fav. colour) and tied with a dark blue(another fav. colour) ribbon. A card(no doubt from the sender) was placed on the top in a red(hey! she is a gryfendor!) envelope (Duh, what did you think it would be in? a box?). There was a small (1 in. x 1 in x 1 in to be exact) box set nest to the larger one wrapped in green (the sender just happens to be a Slytheran!) wrapping paper tied off in a red ribbon.
Draco and Nathanial came down the stairs and fought back a laugh as they watch Hermione pour a cup of coffee.
"You 2 think this is funny? I f---ing hate my f---ing birthday! I HATE OPENING PRESENTS! SAVE ME FROM 7734! THE F---ING TORTURE! I! HATE! APRIL! 13TH!" yelled Hermione, obviously and clearly shacken by the thought of opening presents. "TAKE THE EVIL THINGS AWAY! SAVE ME FROM THE BLOOD SUCKING PRESENTS!"
Nate cracked up at Hermione's surprising antics and Draco replied, "Kay dropped off a whole truck-load last night and they're waiting to be opened. Then Jessicia came by and dropped off, ohhh, about 20 more! Have fun out there!" (Yes he is evil!)
"Jay, you f---ing bastard, you know how tourmenting this is? Do you? I f---ing hate my birthday! I hate getting presents! I hate opening them! MY GOD! I HATE APRIL 13TH SO
F---ING MUCH!" Hermione yelled. "I will not open them! and now I will not clean the garage!"
"Fine with me! I know how much today means to you soooo as your BIRTHDAY PRESENT I will clean the garage for you." Draco grinned. "Don't you just love me?"