His head pounded with the force of ten thousand ejaculating Yang fanboys.
Jaune opened his eyes, his vision slightly blurred as he looked around an unfamiliar room. He couldn't remember a thing. He hoped it wasn't another incident like that one time he woke up with a swollen scrotum that just happened to have bruises the same color as Pyrrha's favorite lipstick. He still hadn't gotten to the bottom of that one.
Bringing a hand up to his head he felt something cold and hard on his brow. Looking at his hand he saw that there was a golden ring on his left hand. His heart skipped a beat.
"What the..." he whispered.
Only then did he realize that he was naked. This was reminding him more and more of the Beacon initiation after party where the upper classmates had forced all of the new pledges to drink a strange alcoholic concoction known as "Port's Piss" which had left him spewing out anal mucus secretions for the better part of the next week. What followed had been the filthiest combat class Professor Goodwitch had ever taught. Cardin Winchester had stopped bullying him after that incident.
Looking back over to the bed he saw a lump underneath the covers. Reaching out with a hand he slowly pulled the covers back to reveal a sight which shocked and horrified him.
A closed laptop lay there, still warm from the previous night's activity. He hesitantly opened the lid and the screen lit up with light.
"Oh fuck..."
He had written a shitty RWBY fan fiction. It was only about a thousand words. Worse still he had posted it online.
"Why did I write this?" he asked. "I'm never going to finish it! I'm never even going to update it!"
only then did he start to realize how bad of a writer he was. simpel thing like spelling punctuation; and grammer were all wrong. How had he ever graduatated middle school if he couldnt even remember to capitalize the first letter of a sentence.
Worse still, it was another one of those drunken marriage fics. The kind that people make for every female character in RWBYand only right about one or too chapters four before giving up At least he had an excuse though because he had been drunk the night before and that's why they're were so many typos sometimes your word processing program doesn't catch them because they think their correct and they don't realize that sometimes words sound alike but are spelled differently depending on the context like affect and effect but Jaune knew the difference in those words he really did but he only didn't use them correctly this time because he was drunk and had written a drunken marriage fan fic.
Oh well. At least no one has written a Drunken Professor Port Marriage yet.
Yet.
I'm sure it will be a resounding success.
The end.