AOU: I'm writing this chapter as I play Final Fantasy X and it's kinda weird...

Sasuke: Interesting...Seymour's gay! Just like Orochimaru!

AOU: OOC,ne? I was going to make this an Inuyasha and Naruto crossover fic, but I changed my mind because it was too troublesome

Neji: Good for you.

AOU: Yeah! From this chapter on: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! There! In the open!

Sasuke: ...yay?

AOU: Haha, not yay! Because I'll be writing more and more fanfics andno one can stop me!

Chapter 1: Shinokasushin no Jutsu

(at the Yamanaka home)

Inoshi and Ino were sitting in the living room and talking to each other in a very very cheerful way. "Hey, Ino, I have a very cool new jutsu to teach you!"

"Really! Oh, father! That's fantastic!" exclaimed the blonde kunoichi. Ino and Inoshi grinned happily at each other.

"Okay, Ino, listen, here are the seals!" Inoshi began to form seals slowly and clearly in front of his daughter's face. "Tora. Nezumi. O-ushi and Saru." (Tiger, Rat, Ox and Monkey. Check narutofan dot com for their super useful hand seal guide!)

"Cool!" Ino started performing the hand seals but was quickly stopped by Inoshi. "Nuh-uh, Ino! You must perform this radical new jutsu against someone other than your otousan!" Ino nodded and put down her hands. She grinned and just high-fived her father, who, grinning, high-fived her back!

(At training grounds)

That day, coincidentially, Tsunade had wanted everybody to be very 'teamwork-y', so she decided to put all the genins and one particular chuunin together for training. And, since she was Hokage, everything she said was to be done, efficiently. Asuma lounged about, smoking; Kurenai was sitting on a tree; Kakashi was sitting on another tree, reading his book; Gai was talking excitedly with Lee; Neji and Tenten were sitting together, doing nothing; Sasuke was ignoring Sakura; Naruto was talking about ramen to Chouji; Hinata was looking at Naruto; Kiba was playing with Akamaru; Shino was collecting bugs, and Shikamaru was kinda asleep. Ever the one to state the obvious, Naruto said. "Ino's late debayo."

"We know that, dumbnut." Neji growled, annoyed by the blonde's ignorance and stupidity. Tenten giggled and Neji gave her an odd look.

"Ohayo, minna-san!" Ino frolicked over to where the genins, chuunin and jounins were. "Ino!" Asuma exclaimed. "You are approximately ten minutes and forty seconds late! What kept you?"

"Oh, nothing! 'Tousan was teaching me a new jutsu! Wanna see?"

"Sure! We're here to strengthen team morale after all!" Kiba nodded, stroking Akamaru's head. Akamaru barked an agreement.

"Alright! I'm not too sure what it can do. So!" She performed her seals. If the jounins had been watching her perform her seals, they would've known what horrors Ino's new jutsu would unleash upon the small party. Tora! Nezumi! O-ushi! Saru! Ino formed the little thing for Shintenshin no Jutsu and faced a random person (Sakura), yelling out. "Ninpou: Shinokasushin no Jutsu!"

(Shinokasushin no Jutsu: okasu means to invade, to intrude and stuff. This made-up ability transports ones soul into another'sbody, for instance, if I use it on George Bush, I will be in George Bush's body and he will be in mine. You can use this on an inanimate object as well)

There was a flash of green light and bursts of sakura flowers everywhere. "What the hell?"

After the light was gone, everybody stared at one another. "OH MY GOD!" Tenten screamed.

Sasuke looked at his new body, which is Neji's. "This...is just great." He deadpanned, glaring at his own body, which Neji now inhabited. Neji glared at Sasuke, who was inhabiting his body (even though they're in different bodies, I'll call them by the name of the soul. Like, if I was referring to Sasuke in Neji's body, I'll still call him Sasuke)

"Uchiha, you better not damage my body." Neji hissed. Sasuke glared at him, which activated Byakugan. Neji glared back, which activated Sharingan. The two prodigies death-glared at one another before looking away again.

Tenten stared down at herself. She was now dressed in a white-gray hoodie and grayish-blueish-blackish pants to her knees. Yeah. She was Hinata. Hinata was in Tenten's body and where was Tenten's body? Beside Neji's. Neji glared at Hinata, who was in Tenten's body. Then, figuring if he killed Hinata, he would kill Tenten. Not that he liked her or anything, though, of course.

Chouji looked at himself. Yay! He was skinny! He touched his ear. An earring? he touched his hair. Pineapple hair? "Aw..." he sighed. "I'm Shikamaru." Shikamaru was looking down at his fatass self. Sighing, he muttered. "Argh, how troublesome..."

Kiba looked around. Akamaru was nowhere to be found. Plus, why did hisbutt feel itchy? Why was the world dark? He slowly put things together in his brain, and figured out...he was Auron's twin little brother, Shino. "Ah, crap." He muttered.

Shino, on the other hand, felt extremely light. His butt didn't itch anymore! Yay! But he was stinky! And Akamaru was beside him, putting his BO on him! No! He was Kiba! "Dammit." He muttered.

Lee looked at himself. Why was he wearing orange? Gai-sensei would kill him if he didn't wear his green spandex suit. After a while, he understood! "Gasp! I'm Naruto-kun!" Naruto was faring too well himself. He was dressed in totally un-classy green spandex. And after feeling his hair, he realized how stupid he must look. "Damn...I'm gejimayu, of all people..."

After using the elimination thingy, you must realize who the remaining two must be...Yes! It's...Sakura and Ino! "Argh! Ino-buta! I'm in your body!"
"Argh! Big forehead! I'm in your body!"
You must realize how pissed everybody is, huh?

AOU: I'm ending the chapter here because I have no idea what else to put...

Sasuke:...yay

AOU: I'm going to put this chart at the beginning of every chapter so you guys can be memory-refreshed. Here you go!

Sasuke-Neji
Tenten-Hinata
Chouji-Shikamaru
Shino-Kiba
Lee-Naruto
Sakura-Ino

AOU: The Jounins weren't affected by Shinokasushin no Jutsu, because they're jounin!