Mr. Popo is love, Mr. Popo is life.

Disclaimer: I don't own Mr. Popo or Dragonball Z. I don't own anything Dragonball related. I wish I owned some of the games...but I don't. All credit goes to Akira Toriyama.

(A/N)

This is just some comedic relief for myself. I'm releasing some stress with this story. I hope all of my DBZ: Anchor fans get a kick out of this. This one shot is a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." Parody. Imagine the Mr. Popo depicted to be the TFS one. You know, the popular dbz YouTube series?

I was only 10 years old.

I loved DBZ so much, my favorite character was Mr. Popo.

I prayed to Mr. Popo every night, thanking him for the life I have been given.

"Mr. Popo is love," I said. "Mr. Popo is life." I said.

My dad heard me and called me a nerd.

He's just jealous of my devotion to Mr. Popo.

I call him Yamcha so he ki blasts my face and sends me to my room.

I go to my room crying. My face hurts now.

I lay down in my bed. I'm cold.

I feel a breeze and I shiver.

The breeze stops and I feel a sudden warmth.

Something touches me.

It's Mr. Popo.

I'm so happy. I love Mr. Popo.

He leans in close and whispers in my ear, "Pecking order." He says.

He then grabs me with his big black genie hands and puts me on my hands and knees.

He spreads my ass cheeks.

He penetrates my butthole with his staff.

It hurts so much, my eyes begin to water up.

But I do it for Mr. Popo.

I aim to please Mr. Popo.

Mr. Popo screams his name, "POPOOOO!", and fills my butt with his magic.

My dad walks in the room and sees us.

Mr. Popo looks him in the eye.

He says, "And now you know the pecking order, maggot."

Mr. Popo then flies out of my window on his carpet.

Mr. Popo is love, Mr. Popo is life.

FIN

See, I can be stupid and fun when I want to. I was on a crazy sugar rush while suffering from sleep deprivation. Somewhere along the line, I thought of this. If you've never watched Dragonball Z: Abridged, then this probably isn't very funny to you. You should also have knowledge of SILSIL. Just Google it. I hope you all laughed at least once. Or at least cracked a smile :D