Ookami: Hey guys and gals! KuroiOokami89 here and it feels so good to be back in the Seddie fandom! Oh, let me introduce you to my dear friend, Shiroi Kitsune89!
Kitsune: What goes on people?
Ookami: Yes, she is a woman of many words… *eye roll*
Kitsune: I just figured they'd be more worried about reading than meeting me.
Ookami: Oh yes! Welcome to our first official collaboration, iWant One of Those! We thought it'd only be fitting if we published this on the 1 year anniversary of iGet Revenge being published. We hope that y'all enjoy it.
Kitsune: We decided to write a Prologue first to see what you think. Please leave reviews with your thoughts…
Ookami: …constructive criticism is always welcome. Without further ado, here's the Prologue.
Disclaimer: iCarly and all related characters are the property of Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon. No copyright infringement is intended and no profit is made from this fic.
"And that's all the time we have for Gibby!" yelled Carly as she and Sam abruptly ended Gibby's "Nut History" bit. "I'm sorry!" she whispered to the camera.
"But I'm not done yet!" exclaimed Gibby.
"Yeah, you are. Take care," said Sam as she pushed Gibby out of the camera's view.
The iCarly girls then introduced their "Let's Watch Food Rot" bit. After explaining what they were going to do, with a minor interruption from Gibby, they ended the show.
"And we're clear," said Freddie as he set the camera down. "Good show guys."
While the iCarly gang talked about the show and why Sam called Freddie "Fredalupe" during the show, a pretty brunette walked into the iCarly studio.
"Hey Gibby, are you ready?" asked the brunette, gaining the attention of the iCarly gang.
"Yeah, just a sec," said Gibby. "Let me grab my briefcase."
As he made his way to his briefcase, Gibby was stopped by Freddie.
"That's Tasha?" asked Freddie incredulously.
"Uh huh," said Gibby, then continued on his way to his briefcase.
He was then stopped by Carly, who was wearing a surprised expression.
"A-and you're dating her?" asked Carly with the same shocked expression.
"Yeah, pretty much," said Gibby as he began walking back to his girlfriend with his briefcase. "Let's hit it."
The girl now known as Tasha took Gibby's offered hand and giggled as the two left the iCarly studio, leaving Freddie and Carly still in a state of shock.
"I told you she was hot," said Sam with a light chuckle as she looked at her friends.
"Yeah, but you didn't say she was that hot," said Carly after recovering from her shock at seeing Gibby's girlfriend.
"How does he get one of those? I want one of those," said Freddie with the same shocked expression while looking at the door. Sam just looked at him and grinned.
The iCarly gang went downstairs to hang out like they usually did. They sat down in the living room and relaxed. Freddie sat down next to Carly and Sam rolled her eyes.
"You do know she'll never love you right Fredlumps?" said Sam snidely.
"Oh, give it a rest Puckett," said Freddie as he rolled his eyes.
"Stop it you guys," scolded Carly lightly. She hated when her friends argued.
"Well tell the nub to stop being a nub," said Sam with a smirk.
"...jerk," mumbled Freddie.
"What was that dork?" asked Sam with her fist raised.
"Nothing!" said Freddie quickly. He didn't need her hitting him again; he still had a bruise from the last time!
"Anyway," said Sam as she rolled her eyes. "Can I stay over Carls? My mom got another new bikini and..."
"No! Don't finish that! The images... they burn!" exclaimed Carly as she held her head in her hands. "Yeah, you can stay. No one should have to see that."
"Thanks," said Sam as she laughed. Carly freaking out was always funny to her.
"Fredward Benson!" yelled a voice outside of Carly's door.
"Guess that's my cue," said Freddie with a sigh. "I'll see you guys tomorrow."
"Bye Freddie," said Carly.
"Later nerd," said Sam.
"You could show me a little more respect Sam," said Freddie with a huff.
"I could... but I choose not to," said Sam as she looked at the technical producer with a smirk.
Feeling miffed, Freddie stormed out of Carly's apartment. Why did Sam always treat him like he was a germ? As he entered his apartment, his mother Marissa attacked him with anti-tick lotion. At times like this, he thought his life sucked. Thoughts of Gibby and Tasha went through his mind. He really wanted one of those.
If only he knew that "one of those" was at his side torturing him the entire time.
Ookami: Alright, we know it's short, but we just wanted you all to know where the title is coming from and pretty much set the story up.
Kitsune: We are already working on Chapter 1 so that should be out in a few days.
Ookami: Please let us know what you think and we'll see you next update!
Ookami and Kitsune: Later!