It was a grey and cloudy day in a small village quite a ways out of London. This village, though small, grew some of the best fruit in England and it was for that reason that the Queen had bothered to send someone to the village in their time of need. The person she sent was none other than Ciel Phantomhive, the Queen's Watch Dog, and of course the one hell of a butler Sebastian Michaelis. The young boy, who had been busy staring out the window, turned his attention to the letter he received from the Queen two days ago:
My Dearest Watch Dog...
It has come to my attention that the small Village of Wheatinan (?) is being harassed by a dreadful beast. As you know Wheatinan is one of the best producers of fruit and we don't need to deal with a shortage. I ask you to see to the problem at once as I know you shall not fail me.
Yours Truly, Queen Victoria
He let out a sigh, already wishing that this job was over. When they arrived Sebastian opened the door for his young master with his usual smile. They were met by the Mayor of the village at once, a middle aged, nervous looking man who was constantly dabbing at his sweaty fore-head.
"H-hello Earl Phantomhive, it's a true honour. I-I'm Mr. Grundy t-the Mayor here," he said it in a pace almost too fast to listen to. He was in such a hurry he didn't even shake hands with Ciel, to which the boy was thankful for after seeing the sweaty hands of the man. Mr. Grundy showed them inside a small but nice home and they all sat in a tea room.
"Please forgive me but it's been stressful the last few weeks. That monster has been destroying all our fruit trees. OH please say that you can get rid of it!" Mr. Grundy begged him. Ciel found this man pathetic but had to follow the Queens orders.
"Don't worry tonight when the beast comes, it will be taking care of," Ciel told the man in a bored voice and a very small smirk.
(Time Skip)
"Y-young Master, how a-are we going to catch this thing," Finny, who came along with the rest of the servants, asked. Ciel had already explained once but Finny hadn't listened then, so he was annoyed.
"We are to find the beast weakest and use it against him," Sebastian explained for his master. It wasn't one of his most canning plans but Ciel was confident that whatever it was, it was no match for a demon, two servants trained with guns and a freakishly strong Finny. Just then Sebastian heard the most annoying voice he has ever heard in his extremely long life time.
"OH BASSY!"
Yep, it was Grell. Sebastian sighed and turned to see Grell standing there with that stupid love-struck expression on his face and... a young girl with him?
"Oh Bassy I'd like you to meet my little sister Janet, you know since she'll be your sister-in-law some day," Grell said winking at the poor butler. Sebastian looked at the young girl. She looked like a tiny Grell only her hair was a bit lighter and in long pig tails. She gave Sebastian a creepy smile.
"Big brother's teaching me how to collected souls, cool huh," she took out a small, red scythe that had pink broken hearts all over it. Ciel ran out of patience.
"Why are you here," he asked rudely.
"I'm here to stop that beast," Grell said proudly striking a pose.
"And why would you be doing that," Sebastian asked. Grell suddenly looked very nervous.
"Um, w-well you s-see it's quite a long story-"
"She's big brother ex-girlfriend," Janet yelled out, proud that she embarrassed her brother.
"STUP UP YOU LITTLE BRAT," Grell screamed. Ciel sighed, this was going nowhere. Then BOOM!
"GRELLLLLLLLL," a horrible voice screeched out. They all turned around to see a woman standing like a giant with black blobby goo as her lower body. In short, she was NOT pretty. Everyone looked at Grell.
"I didn't know she turned into THAT when we first met," he defended himself.
"Kill it," Ciel ordered. The servants went charging in but were all easily knocked back. Only Sebastian and Grell were doing any damage. Sebastian landed on the ground behind her but the goo shot out and tried to grab him. Which it would have if Grell didn't push Sebastian out of the way, while yelling 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO' in slow motion. Now he was strangling to get out of her grip but he couldn't. She brought him up to her level and opened her mouth as if to eat him. But she didn't, she was doing something but the others couldn't tell what! Grell was finally freed by Janet slashing his ex's back, she was in so much pain that she throw Grell in the air. He fell down a VERY steep hill, repeatedly landed on and hitting his head. Poor, sweet Finny tried helping him by using a tree, which he pulled out of the ground, to stop Grell. He just made it worst however as Grell hit the tree face-first, though I guess it did stop him. Ciel and Sebastian would have been happy to leave right then but Finny, feeling bad, ran down to help him which forced the others to stay.
"Mr. Grell a-a-are you o-okay," He asked. Grell sat up rubbing his head in pain.
"Oh want the hell hit me. Yeah I guess," he asked... but he sounded different, less girly even.
"Are you sure big bro," Janet asked.
"Yeah sis I'm okay. But who are these guys," Grell asked. Sebastian was confused at this and decided to try something. He helped Grell up and gave him an award winning smile.
"Thank you," Grell simply thanked him! No blushing, no flirting, nothing! Grell would have fallen to his knees if Sebastian touched him so it could only mean one thing. Grell has lost his memory and didn't remember his obsession with Sebastian! Only one thought was going through Sebastian mind, 'THANK YOU HILL FOR LETTING HIM HIT HIS HEAD ON YOU'. Then he remembered something and looked around, the monster was gone.