More dastardly than evil,
More evil than a sin,
More wicked than darkness
To hell this is kin.
More lethal than deadly
More scheming than crime
More sinister than creepy
More disgusting than grime.
It rules all the underworld
With a green iron fist
It terrorizes innocent
With a disguise skilled eyes have missed
So if you can resist this,
Well, Kudos to you
You're a celebrated entity
A hero through and through
For this thing haunts our coolers
Our fridges it adores
It lingers in our pantries
It creeps along our floors
But this thing is cleverly hidden
So small and kind and meek,
But don't let this fool you
This evil we call a leek.