1 The Urge
1.1 By, Morwen
Disclaimer: Why the heck can't they at least give me MERRY!!! * sigh * Oh well…I don't own anything.
A/N : Dudes, I know that my old name was Anyarubi but I got kicked off for some reason….oh well. The only thing that matters is that I'm back and kickin!
"I want candy!" Legolas cried.
"We wanna be taller!" Yelled the Hobbits and Gimli.
"And a pimp!" Pippin announced.
"I wanna be a cross dresser." Aragorn said.
"I want a smaller butt." Boromir complained.
The fellowship breaks into the Herbal essences theme song "The urge!" Aragorn and Boromir are now in pink (YES PINK) robes and are using their matching scrub brushes as microphone. The hobbits are dressed as the village people and Gandalf is shampooing his hair in a sensual way (please forgive me I know I need therapy). "We wanna own the ring of power, and rule the world in half an hour!" they sang together. The hobbits started doing the disco.
"We must not linger! We must move on to the body wash!" Legolas cried. A swarm of screaming fangirls comes running into the room and drags Legolas and Aragorn out (THANK YOU GOD!), and leaving the rest of the fellowship shaken and feeling kinda hurt…then Anyarubi leans over to Merry and says,
"You know, I've always found men in uniform (Merry is dressed up as the policeman) very sexy." Merry and her leave the room with the bodywash!
Okay that was both short and disturbing…thank you for your time. PLEASE SEND REVIEWS!
1.1 By, Morwen
Disclaimer: Why the heck can't they at least give me MERRY!!! * sigh * Oh well…I don't own anything.
A/N : Dudes, I know that my old name was Anyarubi but I got kicked off for some reason….oh well. The only thing that matters is that I'm back and kickin!
"I want candy!" Legolas cried.
"We wanna be taller!" Yelled the Hobbits and Gimli.
"And a pimp!" Pippin announced.
"I wanna be a cross dresser." Aragorn said.
"I want a smaller butt." Boromir complained.
The fellowship breaks into the Herbal essences theme song "The urge!" Aragorn and Boromir are now in pink (YES PINK) robes and are using their matching scrub brushes as microphone. The hobbits are dressed as the village people and Gandalf is shampooing his hair in a sensual way (please forgive me I know I need therapy). "We wanna own the ring of power, and rule the world in half an hour!" they sang together. The hobbits started doing the disco.
"We must not linger! We must move on to the body wash!" Legolas cried. A swarm of screaming fangirls comes running into the room and drags Legolas and Aragorn out (THANK YOU GOD!), and leaving the rest of the fellowship shaken and feeling kinda hurt…then Anyarubi leans over to Merry and says,
"You know, I've always found men in uniform (Merry is dressed up as the policeman) very sexy." Merry and her leave the room with the bodywash!
Okay that was both short and disturbing…thank you for your time. PLEASE SEND REVIEWS!