Rating: T for language
Pairing: SS/YE
Disclaimer: Gravitation belongs to Murakami Maki; I do not own any of it.
A/N: A short ficlet that brings back my questionable bad humor... ;P Just a little something to (hopefully, haha) entertain you while I finish up the oneshot I'm currently working on. Enjoy! X3
The Invincible Love Song
The door slammed shut behind the overly excited pink-haired singer (Yuki still could not believe the dickhead had let K talk him into dying his hair pink - the blue dye had looked much better) as he half ran, half danced into the room.
"I have done it!" he yelled triumphantly, and slumped down next to Yuki on the the living room couch. "I have written the most beautiful, perfect, and invincible love song ever! And it's dedicated to you, of course, Yuki," he added with a mischievous smile.
The novelist shrugged indifferently, trying not to show too much interest in the matter, lest Shuichi should throw himself at him in a frenzy of stupidity.
"Wanna hear it?" the young singer pressed relentlessly.
"Whatever."
"All right!" Shuichi made himself comfortable, and then he started to recite the lyrics in a passionate falsetto:
"I have locked eyes with you across the street
On a moonlit day we both shall meet
The best of loves, the best of crushes
The blood through our aroused bodies rushes
I have met my match
You opened the hatch
For me to enter your most tenderest innermost sensitivity
Yay me! I finally got my exclusivity!
Your nose is red after too much drink
When I'm with you I know not what to think
I just came to understand
By the touch of your hand
We were meant to be together forever
Although I never was very clever
Did you see the tattoo I got of you on my thigh?
You should know, your rare tears make me high-"
GONGK.
"What the hell did you just say, you fucking pussycat?!" the novelist shrieked at the top of his lungs and hit the little singer over the head anew.
Shuichi blinked sheepishly. "Huh? What? When?" he wondered, quickly skimming through the lyrics in an attempt to find the something that might have rubbed his lover the wrong way.
"You got a tattoo of me on your thigh?!"
Shuichi started. "Oh. That. Right. Yeah, I did - you wanna see it?"
His smile was effectively wiped away and replaced by a look of I-will-not-come-to-in-another-ten-hours.
GONGK.
(The Unhappy End.)
A/N: I don't even... it's 5:41 in the morning and I haven't slept yet, okay?! XD