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The Tragic Story of Uchiha Sasuke's Prom Night

Hi, my name is Vivien and I'm here to tell you the story of how Uchiha Sasuke's prom night went (this is what the loser gets for not leaving us alone).

It all started when Sasuke nearly finished high school. He was happy that he had gotten into Willington's Academy For Fast Food (WAFF) for college. Now prom was nearing by, it was a chance for him to say goodbye to his friends [kidding! He doesn't have any.

Sasuke was looking forward to that night. He built enough courage to ask out the hottest girl in school, and to his surprise, she said yes. Feeling better than ever, Sasuke took all of his money from working with McDonalds to buy an Armani suit, a Gucci tie, Coach shoes (if they ever make any), and a Louis Vuitton man purse. He had also rented the best limo he could find, for this was going to be the night he would always remember.

On prom night, Sasuke posed for pictures at his house, bid his parents goodbye and hopped into his fancy limo. When he had gotten to his date's house, the house was empty. There was a note on the door that said:

Dear Sasuke

This was all a joke, I never liked you, I just needed the money. I'm sorry. Never mind, I'm not sorry. You're a loser and you suck. Screw you.

-Insincerely, your prom date

Tears filled up in Sasuke's eyes, ruining his mascara and Concealer he had worked so hard to get perfect. He simply just went back into the limo waiting to arrive at the school.

When Sasuke had gotten there, everybody looked at him with disgust, for he was the only one there dateless. He asked every single girl to dance, but they all rejected him. He had tried to slow dance by himself, but that didn't work out. Slowly treading to the bathroom, he went into a stall and started crying. Fat tears caressing down his cheek plopped onto his Louis Vuitton man purse.