Editor's Note:

I do not own these characters, there, happy?!? I got the idea from Songwind (and Songwind if you're reading this right now, please e-mail me if you disapprove…) Please review, thanks.

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Exaggerations of the Belgariad/Mallorean characters-as told by me

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Belgarath: Stands on top of mountainJumps off attempting to change into a hawk in mid-airwheee!…sorta kerplops at the bottom

Poledra: Appears out of nowhere One does not think one is right in assuming the form one is in now. One believes one is of the wolves.

Belgarath: …

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Garion: Ce'Nedra, honey, what are you doing?

Ce'Nedra: Counting moneyKinda in a dream-like stateLook here, Garion! Have you ever seen such shiney shiney things? Holds up Tolnedran coin

Garion: jokingYeah, you might as well build an altar for it.

Ce'Nedra: You know what? That might not be such a bad idea! Insane look on faceRuns off with coin

Garion: …

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Zakath:Running around with kitten in hand Want a kitten? Want a kitten? Want a kitten??

Everyone in court kinda edges sloowly away

Errand:Running around with Orb in hand Errand! Errand! Errand!

Everyone in court skedaddling out

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Polgara: Durnick, go try to find Errand, please?

Durnick: Yes, dear. Sprints out the doorway

5 hours later

Polgara: Worried by nowGoes outside, finds Durnick by pond w/fish poleAnd what exactly are you doing? Suspicious look

Durnick: all innocentlyOh, Pol!…uumm…Errand fell into the lake again and I'm trying to fish him out!

Polgara: …

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