BIG Argument
Yuki of the KamikazeWarning: Pointless and a bit of questionable language, with implications of adult themes. Read at your own risk…of boredom.
Cloud was sitting alone outside. He was mulling over why he and Leon fought all the time. As he was thinking, Sora came up to him and sat down.
"Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?" He asked innocently.
Cloud frowned, but answered nonetheless. "Why Leon and I fight all the time, even though we love each other…"
Sora made a large "o" with his mouth. He remained silent for a few seconds, before asking, "So…did you figure it out?"
Cloud sighed, and nodded. "Yeah, I did."
Leon suddenly appeared and asked, "And?"
Cloud turned to him, and placed a hand on his lover's shoulder. "Leon, we fight so much because…well, I'm sorry to tell you this…but, we fight so much because you can't get over the fact that my dick is bigger than yours." With that he walked back inside.
Leon looked after him, dumbstruck. After a few moments, he hung his head and sighed. "Cloud, you really are an idiot…"
Sora looked at him, hoping the man would let on what he meant. He as not disappointed.
"I'm not jealous…because MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!" Leon yelled at the house.
Cloud poked his head out of the door way and replied, "IS NOT!!"
And Leon replied, "IS TOO!!"
For several hours, the two grown men continued to argue like children. After the first few minutes, Sora got fed up and walked inside. He –thankfully—missed the make out session that followed the arguing.
A/N: I was reading a story by Hitlazar, and I decided that writing a short, and I do mean short, story about absolutely nothing of consequence might be fun. So, I did. And you just read it. I hope you enjoyed yourself. If not, I did tell you to read at your own risk.