The joker, the so-called 'Clown Prince of Crime' was going to be a father. For him, this idea was beyond unimaginable. After taking a rather nasty spill in that tub of acid, he thought he was sterile. Doomed to be alive without so much of a progeny to teach. But, that was all saved by that gorgeous, blonde doctor sitting in the room adjacent to his. She was his savior.

Normally, the Joker would not need one, due to his resourcefulness and cunning mind, yet that day changed when a fresh-faced blonde psychiatrist walked into his cell in Arkham Asylum. He remembers the stories he sprouted to her. About his old man only being happy at the circus. In reality, the Joker had killed his father not long after his father had defiled his mother. Lost in his thoughts, he remembered the day he met his little Harlequin.

Flashback.

"I'm Harleen Quinzel, Mr. Joker, your new Doctor."

"Oh, is that so? I wouldn't have guessed." He replied curtly, his eyes rolling slightly. How could a woman of this stature ever truly become a doctor? She looked so fragile, so weak, so... Easily manipulated. Suddenly, a great big grin formed across the Joker's scarred face.

"Nice to meet you, Harleen. Do your friends call you Harley?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Joker, but I don't have many friends..."

"May I call you Harley?" He asked, the grin teasing his stitches to release and cause another drop of blood to leak down his chin.

"No, Mr. Joker... Im afraid that's very unprofessional. You may call me Doctor Quinzel."

The Joker just laughed, the strange, half-amused, half-bored laugh sent tingles down The good doctor's spine. She was utterly taken back. Behind all of the charisma and cockiness was a man who loved a good joke. And boy did she love a man who could make her laugh.

It was as if she had no control over the situation. The Joker told his story to her, some she gasped at, others she laughed half-heartedly at. He was perfect. Beautiful. Funny... All the things she craved in life. Before she knew it, she had fallen in love with the man everyone said was a raving lunatic. She only saw the funny part of the act.

Then came the day the good doctor snapped. Something so simple... The Joker had fought with Jarvis, admitting to the Joker that he in fact was a pedophile, and the Joker went crazy, throwing punches, smashing his face into the wall, everything he could do to inflict pain on him.

The second the orderly Paul had punched the Joker in the stomach, Harleen had become Harley. She hated seeing her puddin' get hurt. Later that night, while the Joker was healing from a few broken ribs, (nothing he wouldn't get over) Harley had snuck back into Arkham, in a new costume. This Jester's outfit was far sexier than anyone being naked.

A bomb went off, and the Joker, covering his face, thought it was the bats trying to end him for once. When Harley stepped out of the dust, she helped him to his feet and grinned.

"Well, Mistah J... How do you like your new Harley Quinn!" She twirled for a second before the Joker grabbed her and pinned her to the wall.

"You insane woman... I should take you on this wall right now. But we must go, so I'll settle for this, for now..." His eyes were black and his pupils were fully dilated, sending goosebumps down her arms.

"Settle for what, Mist-"

She was suddenly interrupted by the Joker's lips finding hers forcefully. It wasn't soft, quite the opposite, but to Harley, it felt as if he was trying to consume her. To the Joker, it was the hottest kiss he ever had. Eat your hearts out, stupid prostitutes. This girl was way sexier and smarter than those women.

The sound of the alarm pulled them from their embrace and soon they were running out the doors, all of the guards being incapacitated by Harley and her elegant form. God, what couldn't this woman do?

Harley had hopped in a getaway car and soon they were driving out the gates, his maniacal laughter echoing off of the empty hillside.

Flashback over.

Now, he was going to have a kid. With that crazy woman, and he owed it all to her.

End of chapter one. I will post another if this gets enough reviews. I'm new to this, so... Go easy. But I am of course welcome to new ideas!