Martha Stewart!!!!!!!
A\N: Thank you Melanie for this idea, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Fan Fiction Author ( Me ): Well, let's see. Martha! Martha Stewart!
Lupin, Hagrid, James, Lily, and Sirius. Yeah, that's good!
((( Martha Stewart, James, Lupin, Lily, Sirius and Hagrid come through
plot hole )))
Martha: Wecome to my show! Today we will be cooking Boulliabiasse, a Fre-
Me: Shut up, Miss Suzy Homemaker.
((( Lily laughs )))
James: That was mean you- you, you, you, you, YOU'RE A FAN FICTION
AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: Shut up, that wasn't mean, it was true, just look at the dog.
James: Now that you mention it, she IS quite a dish and I thin- OOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
Me: He heeee. That's what you get!
Lily: Exactly!
James: Why you biased, cheati-
Me: Don't make me use the power of sugar!
James: ((( Gulp ))) Well, I- I'm not scared!!!
Me: Sugar-Loving Fan Fic Authors, Unite!!!!!!!!!!!!
((( Laura, Cecily, Ashley, Jessi, Megan, Kelen and Kristi come through
plot hole )))
Me: I need sugar, please.
Laura: Sure, here ya go!
((( Sinckers, Reeses, MnM's, Milky Way's, Mars Bars, Pixi Stix, Gum, Shock Tarts,
Caramel and Licorice all in my lap )))
Me: SUGAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((( I eat all candy in 20 seconds )))
Sugar-Loving Fan Fic Authors: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((( They disappear through plot hole )))
Martha: Now, as I was saying! Boulliabaisse comes from Fra-
((( Martha suddenly becomes a miniature statue of the Eeifle Tower )))
Hagrid: Whas tha thing?
Me: Oh, be quiet, I'm trying to torture you people!
Hagrid: Don't you talk ter me that way or I'll have Professor Dumbledore
on yer faster than you can say Hippogriff.
Me: Look, Barbie! He needs a make-over!
((( Thousands of Barbie Dolls come through plot hole and attack Hagrid
with lipstick )))
Me: Now that that's taken care of....
Sirius: What'd you do that for????
Lily: Because he's an annoying twit!
Remus: Watch your language!
Lily: Shush up!
Remus: No!
Lily: ((( Whining at me ))) Make him stop!
Me: Okay! My pleasure!
((( Remus turns into a phsychic )))
Remus: Ooooommmmmm................................
Lily: Look, a psyco!
James: Lily, shut your mouth!!!
Lily: Thou musteth respecteth thy elderseth!
James: But I'm older that you by three years!
Lily: Oh, yeah. Oops.
Sirius: ((( Laughing ))) Bet you couldn't do anything to me!!!
Me: Oh, yeah?
((( Sirius turns into a big bowl of Beefy Bits Kibble )))
Me: Now what to do with Jamsie-Poo?
((( James turns into a collar and a leash )))
Me: Now there needs to be a bitch to go with it.... Hmmm.....
((( Lily turns into a poodle )))
Me: Here, Bessy! Here, girl!
((( Lily eats the kibble )))
Martha: Well, as I was saying, Boulliabaisse comes from France, where I am
from as you can tell. Now that the Que-
((( Martha catches on fire )))
Me: I geuss that the French don't like Boulliaibasse very much.
Wait! I'm American, but I still hate it, so same difference!
((( Pettigrew enters and snatches the ashes of Martha )))
Pettigrew: My Babie! Oh, Martha, I'm sorry!
Me: You rat! Get out!
((( Pettigrew becomes a piece of cheese )))
Me: Oh, well. I'm done here! Bye bye!
((( I disappear through plot hole )))
Martha: I geuss we'll talk about boulliaibasse after I've cooled down.
Good night!
Lily: Woof!
A\N: Thank you Melanie for this idea, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Fan Fiction Author ( Me ): Well, let's see. Martha! Martha Stewart!
Lupin, Hagrid, James, Lily, and Sirius. Yeah, that's good!
((( Martha Stewart, James, Lupin, Lily, Sirius and Hagrid come through
plot hole )))
Martha: Wecome to my show! Today we will be cooking Boulliabiasse, a Fre-
Me: Shut up, Miss Suzy Homemaker.
((( Lily laughs )))
James: That was mean you- you, you, you, you, YOU'RE A FAN FICTION
AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: Shut up, that wasn't mean, it was true, just look at the dog.
James: Now that you mention it, she IS quite a dish and I thin- OOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
Me: He heeee. That's what you get!
Lily: Exactly!
James: Why you biased, cheati-
Me: Don't make me use the power of sugar!
James: ((( Gulp ))) Well, I- I'm not scared!!!
Me: Sugar-Loving Fan Fic Authors, Unite!!!!!!!!!!!!
((( Laura, Cecily, Ashley, Jessi, Megan, Kelen and Kristi come through
plot hole )))
Me: I need sugar, please.
Laura: Sure, here ya go!
((( Sinckers, Reeses, MnM's, Milky Way's, Mars Bars, Pixi Stix, Gum, Shock Tarts,
Caramel and Licorice all in my lap )))
Me: SUGAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((( I eat all candy in 20 seconds )))
Sugar-Loving Fan Fic Authors: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((( They disappear through plot hole )))
Martha: Now, as I was saying! Boulliabaisse comes from Fra-
((( Martha suddenly becomes a miniature statue of the Eeifle Tower )))
Hagrid: Whas tha thing?
Me: Oh, be quiet, I'm trying to torture you people!
Hagrid: Don't you talk ter me that way or I'll have Professor Dumbledore
on yer faster than you can say Hippogriff.
Me: Look, Barbie! He needs a make-over!
((( Thousands of Barbie Dolls come through plot hole and attack Hagrid
with lipstick )))
Me: Now that that's taken care of....
Sirius: What'd you do that for????
Lily: Because he's an annoying twit!
Remus: Watch your language!
Lily: Shush up!
Remus: No!
Lily: ((( Whining at me ))) Make him stop!
Me: Okay! My pleasure!
((( Remus turns into a phsychic )))
Remus: Ooooommmmmm................................
Lily: Look, a psyco!
James: Lily, shut your mouth!!!
Lily: Thou musteth respecteth thy elderseth!
James: But I'm older that you by three years!
Lily: Oh, yeah. Oops.
Sirius: ((( Laughing ))) Bet you couldn't do anything to me!!!
Me: Oh, yeah?
((( Sirius turns into a big bowl of Beefy Bits Kibble )))
Me: Now what to do with Jamsie-Poo?
((( James turns into a collar and a leash )))
Me: Now there needs to be a bitch to go with it.... Hmmm.....
((( Lily turns into a poodle )))
Me: Here, Bessy! Here, girl!
((( Lily eats the kibble )))
Martha: Well, as I was saying, Boulliabaisse comes from France, where I am
from as you can tell. Now that the Que-
((( Martha catches on fire )))
Me: I geuss that the French don't like Boulliaibasse very much.
Wait! I'm American, but I still hate it, so same difference!
((( Pettigrew enters and snatches the ashes of Martha )))
Pettigrew: My Babie! Oh, Martha, I'm sorry!
Me: You rat! Get out!
((( Pettigrew becomes a piece of cheese )))
Me: Oh, well. I'm done here! Bye bye!
((( I disappear through plot hole )))
Martha: I geuss we'll talk about boulliaibasse after I've cooled down.
Good night!
Lily: Woof!