Disclaimer: Naoko Takeuchi comes up with this crack. I'm just toying with it further.
Characters: Chibi-Usa (grown up thank goodness) Hotaru Tomoe (aka Sailor Saturn) and Helios (the pretty guy also known as Chibi-Usa's stalking pony)
Rating: T for Teen!
Genre: would you believe it? PWP Smut.
Warning: Smut. And OT3 or something like that.
Word count: 200 (including title).
Blame: Claude-le-noctambule because it's his Chibiusa OTP and mine blended together in an attempt to make him see the awesome of Helios.

Sleeping Prince

As the tiny little lights flittered around the room, the princess's eyes followed their flight, a satisfied smile playing on her lips. She felt something stir beneath her hand. Her gaze found itself lost in two purple orbs, partially hidden by a slightly less neat than usual curtain of black hair.

"So pretty, Hotaru..." She whispered, meekly pointing towards the dancing fireflies. However, she wasn't talking about the lights.

Hotaru smiled, her hand tracing some random shape on the mound of flesh beneath her. Usagi junior could see the muscles shiver beneath the skin.

"Not as pretty as your prince sleeping, Chibi-Usa," she whispered.
And Chibi-Usa could only agree, as she flipped back onto her tummy.

"Indeed," she whispered, a soft and tender look on her face.
The man she loved looked so peaceful and dreamy asleep. It was as if he'd never lost that bit of him that was a sleeping child. A mischievous grin made it's way onto the princess's features, as her right hand snaked down to join Hotaru's in caressing their lover's body.

"Think we should wake him up?" She asked.

"Let's," agreed Hotaru, and they sealed their decision with a tender kiss.

FIN.

A/N: (Minako would be happy, I have done an illustration for this ficlet. Contact me by mail/PM for link.)