Ok! This is inspired by "Saw" but in a funny version XD
Pairings: Tenten&Neji, Ino&Shikamaru, Hinata&Naruto, SakuraxSasuke
hope u guys enjoy :D
ooo btw! there is gunna be a movie this month called "Dead Silence" And its supposed to be REEAALY creepy!
It has the writers and the director of saw in it, and its 18+ -i hear some mischeif bells ringing..-
Im gunna sneak into the cinema to see it MUHAHA! of course ill pay a ticket for another movie, but just sneak into the cinema room :D
- heres the link for it. Its really creepy, so if u had flashing of creepy images, i suggest you dont watch it.
The movie line is - "You Scream. You Die."
SOUNDS AWESOME :DDDDDD
But please.. dont let tht distract you from this!
anywayz back to the story... !
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One day naruto was whistling and walking down the streets of konoha, heading towards a certain place. Suddenly He was grabbed from the side and was placed into unconsciosnos?
Sakura was walking towards tsunades office and she felt something very heavy hit her head and she fell onto the floor blacked out.
Sasuke was sitting on his bed, thinking of revenge when he was shot with a tranquilzer into the neck and he fell asleep.
Ino was sleeping because she had this huge migraine, so she was easily taken away.
Shikamaru was lying on his favourite hill and was obviously looking at the sky. Suddenly he saw a fist and he painfully went unconscious.
Tenten was training alone near the river, when someone pushed her into the river and she hit her head really hard on a rock and floated up to the surface. (XD)
Neji was walking towards his bedroom to go have a nap when he mysteriously slipped on something and hit his head first which made him black out. (the person who took him started lafn his ass off at him.. you'll find out later XD)
Hinata was about to leave for a D-rank mission simply because there were not important missions at the moment just when she was about to step outside something hit her arm and she fell asleep.
----- Day Later -----
Everyone was placed in a room randomly.
Naruto was sleeping in a corner.
Sakura was in the middle of the floor.
Sasuke was against the door.
Ino was lying on the dresser, facing the mirror.
Shikamaru was on the bed.
Tenten was on the windowsill.
Neji was locked in the closet. XD
Hinata was against the door.
Ino was the first to wake up. Since she slept before everyone else she woke up earlier..
Since she was facing the mirror, the first thing she saw was shikamaru on the bed.
"Shikamaru, why the hell are you in my room?" Ino asked quietly, squinting because of her lack of eyesight during the morning..
Being the lazy ass he was, He didnt even hear Ino.. Why?.. Because he was fast asleep. Aww bless!
Ino became a little angry and randomly found an empty tube of lipstick and threw it as hard as she could at shikamaru.
It hit shikamaru's head with a simple 'donk'.
Shikamaru groaned and rubbed his head, which made his messy hairstyle even more messy. He then changed his position and simply fell back asleep.
Ino shook her head and slowly sat up. She then actually realised the mirror was there and took in on how she looked.
Well.. she didnt look her best.
She wore a hugging white vest with white boxers with black stripes at the side. I look like shit man!
Since she was now in a different position she saw all the people in the room.
Obviously shikamaru..
Tenten.
Hinata.
Sasuke.
Sakura.
Naruto.
WAT THE FUCKING HELL DUDE!?!?
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!?!?!"
Surely Ino's yell could wake up anyone.. SO everyone woke up with a jolt.
"Ohh god.. my heaad.." Sakura moaned.
Everyone started to slowly recharge and got up eventually.. then they all started to realise each other's presence.
"What are you guys doing in my house" Naruto asked creeped out.
"I dunno.." Answered Tenten dumbly.
"Baka! This isnt your house!" Sasuke hissed.
Naruto slowly looked around looked at every inch of the room. This took a couple of minutes..
"Oh yeah you're right!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
Hinata started to become freaked out.. She couldnt really remember anything that led her to this. Naruto close to her?! ITS A DREAM COME TRUE!
Everyone was totally confused when.. something started to make a banging noise.
Ino creeped out and ran to sakura for company. "What w-was that?"
"I-I du-n-oo.." Sakura answered petrified.
The noise repeated again. Sakura and Ino were shivering with fear.
"The noise seems to be coming from the closet." Naruto stated, sounded like he wasnt afraid about it at all. "Hinata, use your byakugan to see whats inside it."
KYAAA NARUTO ASKED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIM KYAAAAAAAAA!
Hinata's inner was very different to Hinata's outer, so she just simply nodded.
"Byakugan!" Hinata said.. But nothing happened!
Nani..? Bakana!
"Whats wrong hinata?" Naruto questioned.
OMG HE SOO ASKED YOU WHATS WRONG KYAAAAAAAAA!
"I-I CANT DO BYKUGAN!!!" Hinata yelled. I mean.. her bloodline gone?! Now that is something to worry about.. and which any hyuuga can act like its end of the world.
"Ouch.. damn woman.. troublesome.." Shikamaru rubbed his ear which had a eardrum throbbing like crazy.
"What do you mean you cant do bykugan? Thats crazy!" Tenten said.
"I JUST CANT OK?!" Hinata was on the verge of tears.
Sakura sweatdropped. "There's nothing to be upset about hinata.. Im sure its jus-"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NOTHING TO BE UPSET ABOUT?!?"
"DONT SHOUT AT ME!!!!"
While the 2 pms-ing girls were having their argument. Ino realised that one prodigy was missing.
Ah, yes. The other human ice block.
Of course tenten also realised this, because... he was her teamate... AANNNNNNNNNDDDD...
She had a itsy-bitsy tiny-winy crumb-like microscopic crush on him.
Fine Fine. She had a love crush on him since.. hmmm,, lets see.
Well since forever basically.
She realised that he wasnt here ever since she woke up, which was for like a good 10 minutes.
Wait a second..
Tenten looked closely at the closet and she saw a hem of a baby blue blanket.
AHA!
Noise in closet + baby blue blanket ... equals... Neji.
Ahh.. yes. The proud prodigy always kept his baby blanket. Helped him get to sleep.. but not WHILE he was sleeping.
He often had nightmares about orochimaru coming after him and wanting his body, because that is the closest thing to creepy besides michael jackson.
Tenten knew this because she was the only girl that neji trusted. YAY FOR NEJIXTENTEN WAHOOOOO!... umm.. -clears throat- continue...
While hinata and sakura were arguing, and ino was just lying on the floor covering her ears, shikamaru was awake now, blushing while staring at ino's bare stomach :D pervy shika, while naruto was just looking around the room finally realised that he didnt know where he was, and sasuke was acting like a bitch and had his arms folded and was looking out the window, tenten moved towards the closet and opened it.
And then the sweetest thing you could ever imagine was right in front of them.
Neji was wearing a pink one piece towel material nighty, with his baby blanket in one hand, and sucking his thumb.
Tenten: WAT THE FUCK?! i knew about the blanket BUT WHAT THE HELL IS HE WEARING?!
Sasuke: LMAO!!! ILL NEVER LET HIM LIVE THIS ONE DOWN!!
Naruto: -in a seriously spastic laughin mode,, practically choking on his tonsils-
Hinata: I am so ashamed..
Ino: Oh.. my god.. how... SO FUCKING CUTE KYAAAAA!!
Shikamaru: Holy FUCK!
Sakura: FUCKING HELL MAN!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!
Because of all the noise, the sleeping neji woke up, slowly opening his eyes (like honey-kun in ouran HE'S SHOO ADORABLE!!) and saw everyone either laughin, blushing with total shame, has a total fangirl face on, a total shocked face like the world was going to end and a dude o wonder hew XD who's face was literally like this o.o
He wondered what was with all the different reactions, when he saw a mirror in the room and at his point of view could see that he was wearing his secretly favourite nighty.
OH FUCK!
(they all seem to swear alot for 14 year olds.. -chuckles-)
Tenten looked absolutely horrified. Her crush.. her EMBARASSING crush.. JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!
"WAHH I WANNA GET OUTTA HERE!!" Tenten ran for the door and tried to open it.. but it wouldnt budge.
"LET ME OUT!!" She started shouting like there was no tomorrow. I mean its possible.. with neji.. and pah..
She looked through the peep hole and saw a a round shiny hole. She tried to turn the knob.. when she heard a click...
Shit! That didnt sound good!
Tenten then felt something hit her eye. It burned like hell...
"OWWWWWWWW MY EYE!!!" Tenten screamed walking backwards and tripping over ino who was still lying on the floor.
"Oof!" Was the sound ino made when tenten fell over on ino's stomach.
"My eye! It seriously burns!" Tenten yelled holding her right eye and struggling to get up.
"W-wait tenten-chan!" Hinata stuttered and quickly walked beside her and ino and tried to calm her down..
"Hold her ino-pig!" Sakura yelled crawling over well.. she was close byXD While tenten was acting like one of those people who go kinda paranoid about something and you have to inject them..
"Kay! Help me hinata! Hold onto her arms!" Ino said sitting up now trying to hold down her legs.
"H-hai!" Hinata grabbed tenten's arms down onto the ground.
Tenten was still struggling to move but not as retarted as before.
"Tenten, show my your eye." Sakura gently said.
Tenten shook her head. Since hinata got her arms, the only way she could cover them was to close them..
"Tenten, JUST SHOW ME!!" Sakura yelled letting her inner get the better side of her. Everyone knew about her inner, and the boys backed off a little, but still worrying over tenten.
"Ok ok ok ok ok OK!!" Tenten exclaimed..
She slowly opened her eyes...
Everyone: HOLY FUCKERAL!!!
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How evil am i? very! -evil laugh-
Review plz,, cuz i wanna know if this is even worth writing the next chapter..
but if it is, then please say so!
thx!