Disclaimer: unfortunately I do not own RONALD WEASLEY or any of the other Harry Potter characters.

The italics in the chapter are what RON is thinking, the rest is the phone conversation

This takes place two years after Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, before any of the couples had children. Currently most of the main characters have separate rooms in the Burrow with private phone lines.

This chapter takes place at 2:00 AM !!

Chapter One

THE FIRST PHONE CALL

Ring Ring Ring Ring !!!!

Ron: (sleepishly) hello?

Hermione: hello love

Her voice sounded soft and awake, as if she had been up for hours. What time was it anyways?

Bloody hell it's two AM!!!

Ron: What in Dumbledore's name are you possibly doing awake at this hour? More than that, why the heck are you calling me?

Hermione: I can't sleep love.

Ron: sorry, but what am I supposed to do about that?!

Hermione: just don't hang up on me

Ron: but it's two in the morning and I am bloody well tired. I WAS asleep you know!?

Hermione: god Ron, your voice is so sexy when you're half asleep.

Ron: what?! WHAT?!? Who are you and what have you done with Hermione?

Hermione: Ron I just think it's that time in our relationship -

Relationship. I love Hermione and all, but damn when she talks about that I freak out, where the hell is she going with this? My voice is sexy? Since when? What is she playing at?!

Hermione: - where we can start to have a little fun

Excuse me?! FUN!! … Define fun woman, this better not mean going to see some stupid documentary or something.

Ron: fun? Hermione, I don't understand.

Hermione: are you comfortable Ron?

Ron: erm…. I guess so; I am still in bed, why?

Hermione: good, I'm in the mood for a little fun if you catch my drift.

I am dreaming, I MUST be dreaming…

Ron: what type of mood is that babe?

Hermione: I'm so horny for you Ronald.

HELLO! She did not just say that?! This isn't really happening.

Ron: Hermione, I don't think this is a good idea.

Hermione: Mmmmm…

Did she just moan?! Oh god, she's groaning, she's moaning! God it sounds so hot.

Hermione: just listening to your voice makes me wet, Ron.

Oh shit! So that's where she's going with this. I have a feeling this is a bad (a REALLY bad) joke.

Ron: I think we should just go to sleep.

Hermione: don't you even want to know what I am wearing, Ronald?

YES! YES! YES! I mean no, damn. What's gotten into her?

Ron: Hermione, the joke is over, go to sleep.

Hermione: I'm wearing black silk knickers and a sheer black silk camisole. I know how much you love silk. Common Ron, tell me something.

Ron: I'll tell you this.

Tell her what: that if she keeps going like this I'll be hard as ever? Tell her she turns me on like crazy and I want her to walk across the hall so I can take her, right here, right now in my bedroom? This is insane, she never acts like this!

Ron: I think you accidentally swallowed a bad potion or something, and you should go to sleep so that the affects can wear off.

Hermione: you sound tense love, let me soothe your pressure away. Play with me Ronald.

God, I would love to.

Ron: not tonight Hermione.

Hermione: when Ron? I have needs, and you're such a stud, I'm sure you do too. Imagine us Ronald, imagine us together.

I believe me, I have.

Hermione: the things we could do. You know I can give you the best you'll ever have.

Ron: Hermione you're taking this too far.

Hermione: The silk is rubbing against my nipples Ronald, they're hard as rock thinking of you. But what about you Ron, are you hard?

Honestly, yes. That sexy chuckle, the groaning, and the moaning: she made me want her even more than ever before.

Ron: you've crossed a line love.i'm hanging up now.

Hermione: don't -

I didn't think I could actually hang up. Should I call her back? Should I have taken part? Should I go across the hall and make fantasies reality? NO! Snap out of it Ronald, there was something wrong with her. She is never like that; she obviously wasn't in her right mind. It would have been wrong to take advantage of the situation. Right?

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p.s. not all chapters will be phone calls, but they mostly will focus on the Ron/Hermione relationship, I have quite a few ideas, if you want me to keep posting, you have to review!!