Tyson's Stupid Plans
Phoenix: this is a humor fic 'kay? And I have Kai here to introduce it!
Kai: You just better not get Tyson to pull any stupid pranks on me, 'cause if you do I'll kill you!
Phoenix: ^____^ You can't tell me what to do! Nyah, nyah nah, nah!!
Kai: -_-U
Phoenix: I don't own Beyblade, if I did then Kai and Rei would be all mine! My own, my preeeciiiooussesss!
Kai: -_-U On with the fanfic.
~~~~~~~~~~~~*At the BladeBreakers' Hotel Thingy*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I can't believe I'm up at dawn! Maybe I should do something.something evil." Tyson grinned an evil grin. (A/N: Uh-oh this can't be good)
Tyson got out of the massive bed that he shared with the rest of the BladeBreakers, making sure that he didn't wake anyone up, especially Kai. He crept to the kitchen and grabbed some hot chocolate and whisky out of the cupboards.
"Heh heh heh this should do the trick."
He grabbed each of the BladeBreakers' special mugs, each on had the person's bitbeast on it. He then put a big pan of milk on the hob(A/N: cooker) and watched it. He could cook anything he wanted to but he could never be bothered and he found that food tasted best when he hadn't made it. When the milk had boiled he poured it into each mug, putting a little less in Kai's. He added the cocoa power, making sure that Kai had more.
"Now for the surprise!! I'll just add a little of this and then Hey-presto! We don't have to train!"
He poured a generous portion of Whisky into Kai's mug and stirred it. He grabbed a tray and put all five mugs onto it and took it upstairs.
"WAAAKKKEEE UUUPP!!" he shouted at the four sleeping boys.
Kai was the first boy to wake up followed by Rei and Kenny. Tyson had to put down the tray and shake Max to get him up.
"What do you want Tyson?" Kai asked coldly, he didn't like being woken up before he had planned.
"I brought you all hot chocolate!" Tyson told the boys that looked absolutely dumbfounded, then he said his favourite line, "I know I'm good- looking but you don't have to gawp with your mouths open"
Everyone sweatdropped and fell on the floor. Tyson handed them hot chocolate and took his own. Four of the five boys drank the hot drink eagerly, but Kai was looking dubious.
"Tyson, what did you put in here?" he asked after taking a sip of his hot chocolate.
"Nothing, except for milk and cocoa powder that is." Tyson managed, just, to hide his smirk.
"Oh, mine just tastes funny"
"Maybe there's something wrong with your taste buds Kai." Said Rei, "there's nothing wrong with the rest of ours, and I don't think that Tyson's that clever to put something in hot chocolate. I didn't even know that he could even make hot chocolate!"
"Hey! I heard that!"
"I guess," Kai downed his drink in one gulp and turned green. He swallowed, " I think I'll just go to the toilet."
Tyson couldn't keep it in any more, he burst out into hysterics as soon as Kai had left the room.
"What did you put in Kai's drink Tyson?" Max asked the boy rolling on the floor.
"I only put a bit of whisky in it, Maxie" Tyson managed to put on a serious face for 1 minute then he burst out laughing again.
Reis face paled and he ran to the bathroom to check on Kai, but came running back screaming.
"Horrible, it was horrible! You did it Tyson! You've mutated Kai!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phoenix: wasn't that great?!
Kai: No. You mutated me!
Rei: No. You mutated Kai! *blush*
Phoenix: Is there something going on between you two that I don't know about?
Kai & Rei: No *blush again*
Phoenix: Hmm. What did Rei see in the bathroom? What did Tyson do to Kai? What will Kai do? If you want to find out then R&R plz. Flames are accepted coz my feet are cold but plz be kind coz it's my first eva, eva fic! Just in case your feeling tired the Review button is just down there: | | | \./
Phoenix: this is a humor fic 'kay? And I have Kai here to introduce it!
Kai: You just better not get Tyson to pull any stupid pranks on me, 'cause if you do I'll kill you!
Phoenix: ^____^ You can't tell me what to do! Nyah, nyah nah, nah!!
Kai: -_-U
Phoenix: I don't own Beyblade, if I did then Kai and Rei would be all mine! My own, my preeeciiiooussesss!
Kai: -_-U On with the fanfic.
~~~~~~~~~~~~*At the BladeBreakers' Hotel Thingy*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I can't believe I'm up at dawn! Maybe I should do something.something evil." Tyson grinned an evil grin. (A/N: Uh-oh this can't be good)
Tyson got out of the massive bed that he shared with the rest of the BladeBreakers, making sure that he didn't wake anyone up, especially Kai. He crept to the kitchen and grabbed some hot chocolate and whisky out of the cupboards.
"Heh heh heh this should do the trick."
He grabbed each of the BladeBreakers' special mugs, each on had the person's bitbeast on it. He then put a big pan of milk on the hob(A/N: cooker) and watched it. He could cook anything he wanted to but he could never be bothered and he found that food tasted best when he hadn't made it. When the milk had boiled he poured it into each mug, putting a little less in Kai's. He added the cocoa power, making sure that Kai had more.
"Now for the surprise!! I'll just add a little of this and then Hey-presto! We don't have to train!"
He poured a generous portion of Whisky into Kai's mug and stirred it. He grabbed a tray and put all five mugs onto it and took it upstairs.
"WAAAKKKEEE UUUPP!!" he shouted at the four sleeping boys.
Kai was the first boy to wake up followed by Rei and Kenny. Tyson had to put down the tray and shake Max to get him up.
"What do you want Tyson?" Kai asked coldly, he didn't like being woken up before he had planned.
"I brought you all hot chocolate!" Tyson told the boys that looked absolutely dumbfounded, then he said his favourite line, "I know I'm good- looking but you don't have to gawp with your mouths open"
Everyone sweatdropped and fell on the floor. Tyson handed them hot chocolate and took his own. Four of the five boys drank the hot drink eagerly, but Kai was looking dubious.
"Tyson, what did you put in here?" he asked after taking a sip of his hot chocolate.
"Nothing, except for milk and cocoa powder that is." Tyson managed, just, to hide his smirk.
"Oh, mine just tastes funny"
"Maybe there's something wrong with your taste buds Kai." Said Rei, "there's nothing wrong with the rest of ours, and I don't think that Tyson's that clever to put something in hot chocolate. I didn't even know that he could even make hot chocolate!"
"Hey! I heard that!"
"I guess," Kai downed his drink in one gulp and turned green. He swallowed, " I think I'll just go to the toilet."
Tyson couldn't keep it in any more, he burst out into hysterics as soon as Kai had left the room.
"What did you put in Kai's drink Tyson?" Max asked the boy rolling on the floor.
"I only put a bit of whisky in it, Maxie" Tyson managed to put on a serious face for 1 minute then he burst out laughing again.
Reis face paled and he ran to the bathroom to check on Kai, but came running back screaming.
"Horrible, it was horrible! You did it Tyson! You've mutated Kai!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phoenix: wasn't that great?!
Kai: No. You mutated me!
Rei: No. You mutated Kai! *blush*
Phoenix: Is there something going on between you two that I don't know about?
Kai & Rei: No *blush again*
Phoenix: Hmm. What did Rei see in the bathroom? What did Tyson do to Kai? What will Kai do? If you want to find out then R&R plz. Flames are accepted coz my feet are cold but plz be kind coz it's my first eva, eva fic! Just in case your feeling tired the Review button is just down there: | | | \./