Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim

Day 1
Zim glared furiously at the homework he had been assigned by that disgusting human teacher. When he took over the world she would be the second one to die, right after that filth dib-stink! His thoughts were abruptly cut off when a high strung Gir bounded onto him and started rapidly pressing his metal lips against Zims.

"Gir! Get off me!!!!!!" shouted Zim Gasping for breath and desperately trying to pry the robot off, Gir had quite a grip!

"I loooooooove you!" said Gir taking a quick break from kissing Zim then went at it again with the same intensity.

"Computer!!! HELP!!!!" shouted Zim furiously. Tubes emerged from the walls pulling Gir off of Zim and suspending him in the air.

"Thank you!" gasped Zim "Take Gir to the repair lab and fix whatever screws loose!" The computer carried Gir to the lab while Zim stared into space and tried to make sense of what just happened.

Day 2

Gir woke his sleeping master at 6am earth time and presented him with a huge plate of heart shaped waffles.

"Gir……do you have any idea what time it is?" asked Zim groggily while rubbing his eyes.

"I made waffles!" screeched the eager Robot trying not to jump up and down so not to ruin the waffles.

"Gir I do not eat human filth!" exclaimed Zim rolling over and closing his eyes.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Gir crying his eyes out

"Ok! OK! Gir I will eat your waffles if you stop that noise immediately!" shouted Zim jumping out of Bed

"I love you." Said Gir watching his master hastily stuff a waffle into his mouth

"Not bad Gir." Admitted Zim taking another waffle

"Master loves me!" shouted Gir happily attacking Zim with another wave of kisses.

"NO! GIR! STOP!!!" shouted Zim trying to separate himself from his love crazed robot servant

"Doesn't master love me?" asked Gir starting to cry a little

"NO I DO NOT!!!!!!!!" shouted Zim throwing Gir halfway across the room where he started crying like the world was ending. Zim stormed out of the house slamming the door behind him. Who cares if he was early for school!? Zim kicked a rock every few steps and found himself stopping every now and then and gently touching his lips. Damn! Why do I feel like this? I fell……strange, like I should be at home with Gir…..nonsense! It must be the human filth I ate.

Day 3

Zim went thought the day as usual but Gir didn't kiss him, he acted like he did every other day, dancing around and eating cupcakes. Zim was…………disappointed? No of coarse not! Invaders need no love…..

Day 4

"Err Gir…." Started Zim wringing his hands.

"Yes master!" Said Gir saluting him

"Do you feel like doing anything today? Anything special perhaps?" asked Zim trying not to blush.

"I wanna dance! Dance with me Master!!" sand Gir dancing circles around Zim

"No not that…." Said Zim watching the robot

"Then what master?" asked Gir stopping to look at him. Zim brought the curious robot closer and gently kissed him. Gir was stunned then he smiled

"Master does love me!!!" Screeched Gir attacking Zim with more hard, fast kisses.

"Slower Gir. Please." Said Zim stroking Girs face lovingly. Gir slowed down the kisses and held then intel his master needed to breath. Zim felt content with Gir kissing him as he lay on the couch. It was the best he had felt since he had been sent on this mission! Perhaps this is what he always wanted?