Priceless
Warning: Sasunaru, Bad language.
Summary: sasuke may not be the best when it comes to talking but sometimes he just says the right thing at the right time.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto but alas it was not meant to be… and this story is based on loosely something I read so the original idea goes to them but remember I said loosely
Waking up to a huge Hangover was not the way Sasuke wanted to spend his morning. Looking to the side of the bed he saw a note, next to two aspirin and a glass of water. 'Knew you'd wake up with a hangover and being the nice caring person I am, I left you two aspirin and water, naruto xxx!' Smiling at his wife's thoughtfulness (After a couple of days of arguing they decided to Naruto' dismay he was the wife in the relationship), Sasuke crawled out of bed and made his way slowly to his en-suite bathroom. He looked in the mirror and let out a surprised grunt because Uchiha's do not squeak.
Much to Sasuke's displeasure he had a gigantic black eye which stood out that little bit since it contrasted to his pale skin. He poked it tentatively, wincing as pain shot through the discoloured skin. Next to the mirror was another note. 'That's quite a shiner you got there isn't it teme. Oh well had to go out shopping so I left your breakfast on the table. Don't worry though it should still be piping hot. Naruto xx =)' Grimacing at the old nick name Sasuke made his way down stairs to the kitchen noticing the fact their coffee table had gone mysteriously missing.
"Whoa, mum really wasn't joking when he said you had one hell of a black eye, dad" Said Katsu Uzumaki-Uchiha. At age 14 Katsu had been adopted by Naruto and Sasuke when he was 4 and they were only 18. However Naruto had already published some best sellers as he was and still is a renowned author, and Sasuke had taken over Sharingan Corporation and was and still is the president of the company.
"Shut it Katsu" was Sasuke's intelligent response, sending his son the famous Uchiha death glare. Unfortunately for Sasuke, Katsu was unaffected. "Katsu, what happened last night anyway?" Sasuke asked, curious to the events that had occurred the night before.
"You stormed through the door and walked straight into the doorpost giving yourself a black eye, and then you walked in the living room and tripped over the coffee table…" Katsu started "Smashing it in the process. Then when I tried to help you un-dress for bed you screamed 'get away from me you bitch, I'm married!'" Naruto finished with a chuckle, as he walked through the door with the shopping. With that gave claimed Sasuke's lips for a searing kiss.
Aspirin: 99p
Homemade Breakfast: £2.10
Coffee Table: £199
Saying the right thing at the right time, Priceless…
A/N Hope you enjoyed it and it would be nice for some reviews and constructive criticism but please do not just slag off this story. =) x