This is just a song I came up with when I was lazing around. I hope it fits and is funny enough to be called an APH song. Enjoy!

England's got scones

And France is a pervert

America's got a gun

And strawberry sherbert

Canada wants pancakes

And Prussia has a bird

Damn Germans got beer

And Italy's hurt

Russia has vodka

And a sister that's crazy

one as sweet as cream

and big as Greece is lazy

Poland wants gossip

And Hungary's married

Spain wants churros

And Romano's being carried

Iceland has a brother

And Denmark's got a fee

Sweden looks scary

And Finland wants to pee

Lithuania's crushing

Latvia's a dolt

China wants a cat

and Japan's got a boat

Belgium's at the market

Korea wants food

Liechtenstein is sweet

And her brother is cruel

Hong Kong has a panda

And Rome's got a girl

Scotland is a redhead

And Seychelles found a pearl

So there's the song! I feel like I messed up around the end, but that's how it happened.

And for those who might be confused, Germans are of course, Germany and Prussia, and Italy's always getting hurt, so there's no need for that. I really was just making this up on the spot,well, I mean, like a month ago, but I wanted something about Al and his ice cream, so I put sherbert. It's actually spelled sorbet, but I just wrote sherbert so people would understand.

Of course, I'm a huge Romano fan, (not fangirl! though it's a career in question), so I had to put something about damn fricking Germans. As for the sister that's crazy, I am referring to Natalia (Belarus), and Katyusha (Ukraine), who has breasts that are as big as Greece (Heracles) is lazy. I feel like the Poland and marriage and the churros is self-explainable. Or explanable. Can't remember at this point.

As for the Romano being carried, Spain wants his churros so badly, he drags Romano with him to get said churros. When I said that Iceland has a brother, I was mentioning about how he found out he was really related to Norway, which technically makes him related to England, and made me really sad because I'm a huge NorIce fan, and there really isn't enough of it. That doesn't mean I give up! Take that you DenNor fans! Don't be too insulted though, some of my friends are DenNor fans.

Denmark's got a fee because he unfortunately, could not find anyone to pay for his drinks while he is broke. And Tino needs to pee because he's scared of his husband. But that'll be taken care of real soon. *winks*

The next paragraph is self-explanatory yet again as everybody knows about Toris' crush on Natalia, and Latvia's stupidity. And Hello Kitty needs submarines, so Japan has that covered. However, my friend feels that he should want a leopard instead. I told her she can think of it however she wants.

Belgium just feels like the kind of girl you'd see at the market, and Korea needs food after conquering China's breasts. Though I'm still a Hong Kong and Korea fan, I can still appreciate those two.

Liechtenstein is like my favorite character, and it pisses me off that Vash won't just goddamn love her already! .Rodrich. He's not even cute anymore, plus he's married!

The last line is because Seychelles is an island, and I only mentioned her because my friend absolutely loves her. This is for you Fels!

So please review and tell me if you liked or disliked the song, and what parts! I might be making another one, so suggestions would be helpful!

Peace out,

ChuboHime1213