Looking for a new place for your annual summer vacation? Don't want to spend it at an overpriced, overcrowded popular holiday destination? Well look no further we at Weyland-Yutani enterprise invite you to enjoy a wonderful holiday at the world of 'Acheron'.
After a 39 light year long hyper sleep on the Nostromo you will be taken by space buggy to the main terraforming colony of Acheron or 'LV-426' as it is also known by the colonists. Here you will stay in a comfortable Spartan cabin room. If you have any trouble with your card-activated doors don't hesitate to ask one of the technicians hanging around they are always willing to help.
During the day why not rent out a space buggy and go out for a picnic but be sure to take something to protect you from the hostile winds of the planet. One of the main attractions of Acheron is 'ALIEN LAND' the biggest, the best and the only amusement park on this hostile planet! Alien lands main attraction is the rollercoaster 'The Derelict' there is no other rollercoaster like it in the universe. Its wishbone shape, its high speed and twisting track makes the Rita Queen of speed at Alton Tower look like a child's ride and don't worry about height restrictions the brutal winds will keep you firmly in place…just in case your restraints don't hold you in your seat. If you don't feel up to riding the Derelict there is also a petting zoo. Here you can see the Xenomorph in its natural habitat. You can also adopt a Xenomorph, which will allow you to pick and name one of our many cute and cuddly aliens. You can even pick one from its newborn 'face-hugger' stage. This process is a little bit more complicated as it will take a while for it to emerge from its human host but if you want to see your pet from birth then this is the right option for you. Being 'face-hugged' gives you a nice warm comforting experience of being part of the Alien life-chain and for no extra fee we will fix your ribcage after the 'chestburster' is born. We also have a special area designated just for Xenomorph hunting. This is highly favoured by the Yautja race, who like to come hunting as a coming of age ceremony.
Here at Alien Land we can hold birthday parties for your youngsters at either 'Burger Queen' or 'Predalien Pizza' there feature alien shaped balloons and Yautja space masks. It's everything your child could want and more!
And for you western lovers we even have a Xenomorph range where you can experience riding a Xenomorph across the barren and rocky terrain. If you're interested in riding a Xenomorph but have no idea where to start we have a beginner's course where you can ride the young aliens before moving onto the bigger smaller children why not let them ride the egg cups? Or the Alien-go-round? Every 3 hours there is a musical called 'Aliens on ice' staring Bolaji Badejo and Eddie Powell as the Aliens and Sigourney Waver as Ellen Ripley, Warrant officer of a spaceship that crash lands on Acheron; I won't tell you much else of what happens it will spoil the musical.
On an evening there is a large communal dinner where you can eat and get to know the colonists of this wonderful hostile planet. You can also arrange for a tour of the colony which consists of the layout of the place and how everything works. You will love it here on Acheron. So much so you won't want to leave. Just imagine the fun you could have here, a cheap and affordable living space, easy to prepare meals and a lifetime of hard work. It'll go from your best vacation ever to your best home ever.