Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha, or Sango, or the marriage councilor, but Damn it! Why can't I just own Miroku? That pervert's mine! (Mwah ha ha ha ha!) What do you mean no one else wants him?

Marital Problems

" Al-Alright, p-please sit down, Mr. And Mrs., M-Miroku, is it?" The nervous therapist asked. (Well, wouldn't you be nervous if a chick with a gigantic boomerang on her back, and Miroku showed up in your waiting room?) "Yes, we are," Miroku said, answered for both him and Sango. "Um, Miroku, I think I can answer for myself thank you!" Sango shot him a death glare that could melt the polar ice caps before continuing, "Yes," She answered.

"Um, Sango?" Miroku asked.

"Yes, Miroku?" Sango questioned back.

"What was the point of answering for yourself if all you did was repeat what I said?" Miroku asked, clearly confused.

Sango nearly exploded. "Don't you go telling me what I can and can't do! I am the boss of myself and no one else is! And ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"

"Uh, huh." Miroku absently nodded as he listened to the song, "Trucker Hat," on his iPod.

But this is what he heard:

This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat, "Do!"

That I used to wear not to block out the sun! "ME?"

With a John Deer Label and a state on the back, In Bed

Okay so he hadn't really heard the last part, but Miroku added it in just for fun!

"Wait!" Miroku said, suddenly sitting up straight, "Right here? Why Sango, I'm seeing a side of you I've never seen before!" Miroku said seductively while moving his right eyebrow up and down.

"What in the Hell are you talking about?" Sango asked, throwing him a confused look.

"What? Oh nothing," Miroku answered, slouching back down.

"See? See what I have to work with here?" Sango pleaded with the marriage councilor.

"Okay now, let's move on. When did the trouble start?" the marriage councilor asked, finally managing to take on a controlled tone.

"Well," Sango began, "It all started when we got engaged…"

Hi, Crick118 here, I just decided to make this fanfic because I thought, 'Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Sango and Miroku had to go to a therapist only a few years after being married? Originally, it was supposed to be a one chapter finished, but I'm too lazy for that. Besides, I'm not even sure to continue with this, so please review telling me if I should continue or not! Thanks!

-Crick118