Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not Naruto, not Pokemon.

This is my sister's story; it was posted on my own account, but I moved it, because she has taken over writing it.

The Jutsu

Lady Tsunade,

I, the leader of Team Magma, request you to destroy one Team Rocket. Members of Team Rocket include one Jessie, one James, one talking Meowth (catlike pokemon), one Botch (or somesuch; I make no point in memorizing his name), one Cassidy. Team Rocket has been poaching pokemon in order to take over the world in one last struggle. Most trainers from this world do not know about this, and we wish not to alarm them. And so, we fall back upon the shinobi of Hidden Leaf Village (Konohagakure) to end this war quickly and efficiently.

We have developed a 'jutsu' that will not only transfer your selected shinobi to our world, it will also help them to blend in and give them the items they will need for their journey. The name of this jutsu is '' (mass transportation technique)

We, Team Magma, are willing to pay any amount that you find suitable. Please send your letter with a correspondence, whether you accept this mission or not.

Team Magma Leader

Tsunade sighed heavily as she read the letter through twice more, then shook the envelope upside-down. A piece of paper fell out, which included precise directions on how to execute the transportation jutsu.

The Godaime Hokage ran her fingers through her blonde hair, and said to Shizune, her assistant, "I'll need ten shinobi for this mission. Oh, if you could, have Naruto contact that boy, Temujin was his name?, and ask him to come along."

Shizune said "Hai," (Yes) and ran out of the room, Tonton following close behind.


Naruto was at Ichiraku ramen stand, slurping ramen at a furious pace, while Gaara, who was visiting, watched him with awe.

"How can you eat so much ramen without puking?" the Kazekage asked. He had, himself, ordered a bowl of ramen, but had lost his appetite after seeing Naruto's eating habits.

Naruto shrugged, and said through a mouthful of ramen, "I dunno, I just do, I guess. Why?"

Gaara shuddered, and turned to face Shizune, who had just appeared. The Hokage's bodyguard tapped Naruto politely on the shoulder, and said, "Naruto, Tsunade-sama would like you to fetch Temujin from his new home."

Gaara looked up, surprised. "But his home is all the way across the sea!" he said.

Shizune turned to Gaara, and bowed. "Kazekage-sama, the Hokage has requested that Naruto do this, and so he shall. However, Tsunade-sama would like to see you in her office as soon as possible; if you should see Shikamaru, Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Lee, or your sister, please tell them to come, too."

Gaara nodded, and Shizune turned away. As she walked off, Gaara said to Naruto under his breath, "Hey, Naruto, I'll make a bet with you."

Naruto, who had just polished off his tenth bowl of ramen, at least, looked up. "What about?" he asked.

Gaara smirked to himself, and whispered conspiratorially with the blonde jinchuuriki.


Naruto was running across the sea at a speed that only a ninja could manage. Of course, the fact that he was running on water was also something that only a ninja could accomplish.

The reason that he was running so fast was that he had a deadline now. Be back within five days, and Gaara would… well, that's a secret for now.

Naruto had been running for almost two days now, and he could just about see the island off in the distance. He would be at Temujin's new homeland near sunset.


Temujin sighed, and looked out across the sea. He was thinking about Naruto, and how the blonde boy had saved his life.

At that moment, just as he was thinking how nice it would be to see Naruto again, Temujin saw a certain hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja running across the water towards him…

Naruto collapsed on the sandy shore. He was probably suffering from chakra depletion and chakra overuse, but he didn't care, because he was finally here! And he still had three whole days left.

Temujin hauled Naruto up, and shook him roughly. "Naruto! Naruto, what are you doing here you idiot?" he asked.

Naruto was panting very heavily as he replied, "Hah, hah, Tsunade-obaachan told me to get you to come to Konoha! I think that she wants you to come on some mission." With those words, he passed out.

Temujin sighed, and hauled Naruto back to the town that was nearby. "Naruto no baka," (Naruto you idiot) he said quietly.


Ten minutes later, Naruto woke up with a start. He looked around wildly, and tried to sit up (he hadn't realized that he was lying down), but was pushed back down by Temujin.

"Naruto! Stop trying to get up, stupid!" Naruto grinned. "You haven't changed, eh, Temujin? I wanna go, we've got three days to get back!"

Temujin raised an eyebrow, and asked, "Are you an idiot? You can't cross the sea in three days! Besides, why would you need to?"

Naruto shook his head. "No, no, I'm a ninja, I can cross the ocean in three days! I did it in two on my way over here. I just didn't use Kyuubi's chakra enough, so I got really tired. But if I use Kyuubi's chakra more, then we'll be able to get out of here quickly! Besides, Tsunade-obaachan wants you to come to Konoha for something."

Before Temujin could protest, Naruto had grabbed him by the hand and they started running for the sea.


Nearly three days later, Naruto, still dragging Temujin, showed up at the Ichiraku ramen stand, where Gaara said he would wait on the fifth day.

Exhausted, Naruto plunked down on one of the stools, and ordered three bowls of ramen. Temujin sat down, too, but didn't eat; he was fairly motion sick from having been carried at ninja-like speeds for three days.

Gaara appeared from the shadows. He saw that Temujin and Naruto were already sitting at the ramen stand, and slapped his forehead. 'Dangit,' he thought, 'now I have to do the dare…'

Naruto, already on his third bowl of ramen, waved at Gaara, and said, "Look, I brought him back!"

Temujin waved politely at Gaara. Gaara nodded in Temujin's direction, though he was obviously looking elsewhere.

Naruto slurped the last drops of broth out of the ramen bowl, and said, "C'mon Gaara, let's go find her now!" He grabbed Gaara's hand, and started pulling him away, but turned back as if he had forgotten something.

"Oh yeah, Temujin, Tsunade-obaachan is probably waiting for you in the Hokage building. It's that big red one over there." He pointed.

"Gaara and I will be over soon!" he called cheerfully over his shoulder as he drug Gaara along.


Sakura was at the training ground, sparring with Hinata when Naruto and Gaara ran up. Sakura waved happily at Naruto, and Hinata said shyly, "H-hello, Naruto-kun."

Naruto waved back, and pushed Gaara forward. The Kazekage turned back to Naruto and muttered something, and Naruto nodded enthusiastically.

Gaara sighed, and shuffled towards Sakura. The pink-haired girl raised an eyebrow at him, and he blushed heavily, before leaning forward and planting a kiss on her cheek.

Naruto laughed loudly, and Gaara spun around to glare angrily at the blonde. Sakura, saying nothing and looking rather puzzled, walked over to Naruto and hit him on the head. He sunk three feet into the ground.

"Explain," she demanded, words finally coming back. Naruto flinched, and decided to explain – for his own safety.

"Gaara and I made a bet that if I could get Temujin back here in five days, then he would have to kiss you."

Before Sakura could whack Naruto again, one of Gaara's bodyguards from Suna showed up and did the job for her; he had apparently heard the whole story.

At that moment, Sasuke and Lee showed up, and Naruto quickly told them the story, hoping that at least Lee would take pity on him.

When Sasuke and Lee heard the story, they blinked, and then yelled at the top of their voices, "GAARA, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Gaara, strangely enough, received two lumps on his head.


When the six shinobi showed up a while later at the Hokage's tower, Tsunade was showing a jutsu scroll to Shikamaru.

"Tsunade-obaachan, I'm here!" Naruto said happily. Tsunade bopped Naruto on the head. "Naruto, don't be disruptive. You lot (Shikamaru, Sasuke, Naruto, Temujin, Gaara, Sakura, Temari, Tenten, Neji, Lee, and Hinata) are going to be performing this jutsu in a deserted area a ways from Konoha, so that it doesn't accidentally suck anyone else in. Got that?"

Everyone nodded, and Shikamaru waved the jutsu scroll to get everyone's attention. "Everyone's here? Good, follow me."


The jutsu that Gaara's team was going to do involved drawing a gigantic circle on the ground, and filling in all the details around the edges.

The circle was, as I said, gigantic. However, you probably don't understand what I mean by 'gigantic.' The circle was sketched into the ground with sticks, and indeed, went out of sight in the woods in many places. It would be all too easy for someone to accidentally step on or in their circle, and be transported with them, which is why they couldn't do this within Konoha.

Shikamaru had everyone stand inside the circle, and after checking and double-checking the head count, activated the jutsu.

Shikamaru started making a rapid series of handseals. It was a very long string, suggesting the complexity of the jutsu.


Itachi Uchiha was on a mission, and it happened to take him very close by the area in which the special jutsu was being performed. He heard a voice, somewhat far away, chanting the names of animals, and knew that they were performing a jutsu.

However, there was another thing that he knew immediately; this jutsu was not one that he was familiar with, because he didn't recognize the pattern of the seals. He decided to investigate, and headed in the direction of the chanting.


Shikamaru finished the last seal, and slammed his hands into the ground, saying "" (Mass transportation technique!) Just as he did so, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Itachi Uchiha come into view.

It was too late to reverse the jutsu, however, as bright light began shining from the lines drawn in the ground. The ground below the eleven shinobi and one whatever-Temujin-is seemed to open, and they all fell through.