NO, THIS IS NOT AN UPDATE! It's a lovely note from the author. :)
A-D-M: Hello readers! I just wanted to update ya on somethin'.
RING OF FIRE IS BEING REWRITTEN!
Why, you may ask? Ask him! *Points to Newtralizer* Just kidding.
Newtralizer: *licks lips*
A-D-M: Kraang are outside my house Newtralizer. They are trying to eliminate me. *points to door with a green pen* FOR THE GLORY OF ANTIGONE-DANAE-MEDEA AND ZE NEWTRALIZER!
Newtralizer: *runs out*
A-D-M: *evil smile* Newtralizer is actually a Spotted Salamander. I had to do a report on those ones. *shivers* Anyway, it actually is not the Newtralizer fault. No it is-
Maiko Shimazu and Nextus Wen: *appears out of thin air* Booyakasha!
A-D-M: REALLY?! I'M TRYING TO UPDATE THESE PEOPLE ON YOUR STORY!
Maiko and Nextus: *back out of room with scared looks on their faces*
A-D-M: Okay. Where was I? It's the Cyclopes' fault. He gave me writer's block. (Anyone from MPA last year should get the reference. If not: Achilles and the Senior Thesis.) So, yeah… bringing both Maiko and Nextus in should be easier to understand now because of the rewrite. And I'll be updating on Fridays, Saturdays, or Wednesdays or when my brother has soccer practice in September and so on. So….. Maiko, Nextus, Ravenna, or Serena. Got anything to say?
Ravenna: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Serena: TURTLE POWER!
Nextus: Did you know that Fahrenheit 451's ending is that everything in the city Montag lives in is – *A-D-M's hand covers mouth* bhoes mp?
Maiko: *picks up A-D-M's Fahrenheit 451 and flips through then picks up Poetry book and flips through* Wait. Why am I afraid of— *A-D-M's other hand covers mouth*
Ravenna: *peeks out window* Shoot! The po po are here!
A-D-M: *groans* GOODBYE AND I SHALL UPDATE SOON! ^.^