MISTY REALIZES SOME THINGS
Misty had just finished a pokemon battle with this way far out hippie, who now lay on the ground, in several pieces.
"I am great!" Misty screamed, "I'm better than Yoko Ono! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!"
She gathered up her pokeballs, and was about to leave, when she realized something. She was a big fat beyotch. She began to cry.
"Oh, why do I suck so much? Why can't I be like Hillary Clinton, role model to young women of the 90's?"
Misty cried for a long time until her body became, like, 5% water. She got all dehydrated and died. Then this huge bomb was dropped on her already dead body, and she exploded into a million godzillion tiny little bloody pieces.
And then Yoko Ono found the poor, dead Misty (Don't ask me what Yoko was doing in the Pokemon world, because I don't care. Pokemon sucks). Yoko Ono began to sing this far out hippie song:
"I thought it was for cooking....
But its not....
Why is it in Margaret's room?"
None of Yoko Ono's songs make sense, and this is no exception. Everyone hated the song, so the people of earth pushed her off a cliff.
THE END
P.S. I apologize to any Yoko Ono fans out there.