'Oi! What the heck is going on?' Syaoran thought as he felt something warm on his cheeks. They were slightly familiar, something warm and welcoming. Something he thought he has tasted once before… has he? As he opened his eyes, Syaoran gasped. It was dark! 'Nooo! I am afraid of the dark; someone turn the lights on!' Syaoran tried screaming but only bubbles and tiny little pops came out from his mouth. 'What the hell is going on? Why can't I speak? Nooo!' More bubbles came out of his mouth. Was he drowning?

'I feel fine, I am breathing normally but I feel just a bit damp, wonder why? I guess Kero took revenge on me by dragging me to the pool and dumping me in there to die! And I am dead! I guess that is what Kero meant by "You will have new respect for the sewage system." Oh my god… Kero threw me in the sewers, alligators ate me and now I am dead! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I cannot be dead; my dear Sakura needs me! Argh, why is this happening to me?' Syaoran would have continued his bubbly rant if he hadn't heard his lovely Sakura.

"Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who?" Sakura kept on singing that song from somewhere far away. Syaoran felt his face getting a little brighter as he saw a light! It was a tiny V shaped light and a little far away, but it was still a light!

'Yay! I am saved!' Syaoran's mind jumped with glee at the sight. Suddenly he smelled something. It was like cabbage, corn, fish, and rice mixed together in such an odd way that the food just smelled disgusting. 'Erg, I think I am going to barf! Syaoran gagged at the smell, it was killing his nose.

As soon as Syaoran got over the stench, he heard a hiss. A smell far more odorous reached his nose, it was like rotten eggs. GAG! 'WHAT THE HELL HAS SAKURA BEEN SPRAYING MY BEDROOM WITH? ARGH!'

Suddenly he saw something. It was like a boulder but softer looking, and had bits of yellow stuff in it, just like the Grand Canyon! But there was something different, the boulder was moving towards him, slowly. Syaoran blinked in surprise. Is hell doing Kero a favor?

When Syaoran opened his eyes, he saw the light get bigger! 'Yay for me!' But as the light became larger, Syaoran also saw his surroundings. 'Oh.' Syaoran thought, 'Being a toilet won't be so bad. After I get used to her crap hole sending crap all over my crapped up head, it might actually be enjoyable..'

END!

So Syaoran was a toilet… how interesting.

Syaoran… I am a toilet! Have you been drinking ichiko?

Ichiko… No! Of course not, you were just acting so arrogant in the other stories I thought I would teach you a lesson.

Syaoran… What about me tasting Sakura's butt?

Ichiko… Well do you not do that in the other fan fictions? LEMON!

Syaoran… SHUTUP!

Ichiko… Hentai!

Syaoran… Pervert! (deosn't that mean the same thing?)

Ichiko… I give up, let the readers review and see what they think about you!