This is the first episode of the adventures of his holiness, leader of the most high nation of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea, Grandson of the creator of all good Kim Il Sung, Son of Pro Golfer Kim Jong Il, Defender of Juche, Duke of Pyongang, High Priest, Destroyer of Evil Imperialist America Kimm Jongg Unn.
His holiness, leader of the most high nation of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea, Grandson of the creator of all good Kim Il Sung, Son of Pro Golfer Kim Jong Il, Defender of Juche, Duke of Pyongang, High Priest, Destroyer of Evil Imperialist America Kimm Jongg Unn was out on his porch when a report from his robot general came in.
"Your holiness, leader of the most high nation of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea, Grandson of the creator of all good Kim Il Sung, Son of Pro Golfer Kim Jong Il, Defender of Juche, Duke of Pyongang, High Priest, Destroyer of Evil Imperialist America Kimm Jongg Unn, your awesomeness is still outstanding and beyond that of even hot bikini women, but cats in the evil Imperialist nation of the United Kingdom refuse to recognize you as God. They must be eliminated!"
His holiness, leader of the most high nation of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea, Grandson of the creator of all good Kim Il Sung, Son of Pro Golfer Kim Jong Il, Defender of Juche, Duke of Pyongang, High Priest, Destroyer of Evil Imperialist America Kimm Jongg Unn simply shot a gaze at his companion, turned into an airplane that attached to a magical flying unicorn riding on a skateboard. He took of as the joyful citizens of the People's Democratic Republic of Korea bid him farewell.
His holiness, leader of the most high nation of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea, Grandson of the creator of all good Kim Il Sung, Son of Pro Golfer Kim Jong Il, Defender of Juche, Duke of Pyongang, High Priest, Destroyer of Evil Imperialist America Kimm Jongg Unn went to ThunderClan camp, where his holiness was seen by 2 cats: Bramblestar and Ferncloud. They were spared while all the rest were shredded in to tiny pieces. Thus the world was a happier place.
His holiness, leader of the most high nation of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea, Grandson of the creator of all good Kim Il Sung, Son of Pro Golfer Kim Jong Il, Defender of Juche, Duke of Pyongang, High Priest, Destroyer of Evil Imperialist America Kimm Jongg Unn was welcomed back with a huge parade in his honor! May he reign forever! Amen!