A IndigoIceCream and Un Franais and Superkella and Superkellas and little sister (who I will call minikella) were all busy leading the combo French-English-Japanese combo of doom when suddenly Un Franais annoying little brother crawled in. He was wet and muddy and the sick .
"Please oh mighty brother ... please ... * cough * help me ... I was a fool ever defy you ..." He said.
Everyone looked.
"Déjà vu ..." Itachi said.
"How fucking sad is that." Hidan said.
"Can I eat it?" Zetsu asked.
"No!" Un Franais shouted "He's my brother! Do him no harm! "
Un Franais a brother (now named Princess) rose.
"Thank you brother." He said.
"If you want us to help you, you must prove you're worth helping." IIC said wickedly.
Superkella, and Minikella and Un Franais all nodded.
"Yeah, you need to give us something we would really like. Nothing cheap." Minikella said.
Princess nodded.
"I'll buy something amazing!" He said as he left to buy something.
"Oh boy! What will we get? "Superkella asked.
"It better be good." IIC said.
IIC, Un Franais, and Superkella Minikella all left to hang out with their favorite characters. Got to have Deidara all to herself, Superkella played with Tobi, Un Franais and IIC had a fight to the death over Hidan. Fortunately, they were both Jashinists, so they were immortal. Hidan was watching them fight and was cheering and applauding.
After three full days, Princess finally came back. He had a plastic bag with him and he had no money left.
"Here's your present." He said.
"Oh boy! I want it first! "IIC yelled as she pushed everyone out of her path.
"I am the boss! I should get it first! "Shouted Un Franais.
IIC and Un Franais had another fight to the death.
"I bet IIC, my best friend will win." Superkella said.
"Whatever. The super amazing Un Franais will win. "Minikella said.
Everyone watched the fight. IIC had won this round and opened the bag.
"Oh My Jashin!" She screamed as she looked inside.
"What! What !" The other screamed.
"It's ... It ... "This was so incredible that IIC could not even tell what it was.
IIC dropped the bag in shock and fainted. Hidan started kicking her in the head.
Everyone looked in the bag.
"Oh My Jashin!" they all shouted at the same time "It's amazing!"
In the plastic bag was a beheaded Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Sora and Kabuto.
"You ... you can join the French-English-Japanese combo of doom... "Superkella said with tears of joy in his eyes.
"Wait!" Un Franais shouted "He is not a JASHINIST!"
Everyone gasped. It was so shocking, IIC woke up when she heard it. There was a pause before IIC princess took up by the throat and threw him out the door. She had thrown him so far, he ended up in Konoha. Everyone recognized as murderer and they threw him into a dungeon. The French-English-Japanese Combo Of Doom continued to be bad and bad ass without any stupid annoying ass holeish people like Princess disturbing their awesomeness.