Jodie P.O.V

I open my eyes and lazily look around.

This isn't my bed.

I note the the extreme softness.

And this sure isn't my room.

I stare at the carrot top sleeping next to me.

"I'll just... Go back to sleep..." I whisper, laying down.

Kristy P.O.V

When I rolled into the extra body, I thought it was just Jodie or Lanie.

But when I saw blonde hair, I couldn't help but to scream.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO ARE YOU!" I scream in the blonde's face, rolling out the bed.

His eyes fly open and he stares down at me, "What the hell, un! Where did you come from!"

A red-head looks up from his bed and narrows his eyes, "Grab her."

Before I could react, the red-head had slung my over his shoulder and was walking out.

"PUT ME DOWN! HELLLP! JODIE! LANIE!" I kick my feet, hoping to nail him in the stomach. "PUT ME DOWN! MY HAIR LOOKS A MESS!"

Lanie P.O.V

I'm awoken by screaming.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST FINISH HER OFF!" I screech, thinking it was yet another murder outside.

And sadly, that does happen a lot in my neighborhood.

"Holy shit!" A guy voice exclaims. "I did NOT bring you home last night!"

"EH!" My eyes fly open. "WHO ARE YOU!"

"How should I know? This is MY room!"

"Hn." A different voice says.

"Oh... My..." I shreik in a fangirl way.

It was THE ITACHI.

He stands up tiredly and yawns.

I spring out of Kisame's bed and glomp the Uchiha, yelling fangirl gibberish.

"The hell..."

Jodie P.O.V

I sigh as screams start to fill the house(wherever I was).

"What the hell is going on?" The carrot-top grumbles.

"I think my friends just woke up and realized they were in the house of their dreams." I chuckle. "And so am I."

Pein glances at me, then hesitates when he sees the look in my eyes.

"Get out my bed." He glares.

"Noo! I caan't!" I whine.

"And why not."

"I don't have any clothes on!"

He pauses to stare.

That was true, cause all I went to sleep in was a thin bra and some panties cause it was hot!

I didn't expect to wake up in the Akatsuki's house!

I push the thought from my mind, and get my rape face back on, "Hey Pein-sama~..."

He gives me one of those warning looks the police always give me.

"Can you make me some waffles?" I change the subject.

-_- He gives me an are you serious look.

"Get out."

"What? Noo! I need clothes!" I whine again.

He kicks out his foot and knocks me out the bed.

I cling onto the blanket and wrap it around my self.

"How did I get here!" I snap.

"How should I know? You snuck in!"

"I did not! Someone brought my here and now I'm like, What the hell just happened?"

"LIES."

"YOU LIE!"

Pein gets up, grabs an edge of the blanket, and drags me out the room into the chaos in the hallway.

"JODIE-CHAN! HEELP!" My two friends scream.

"Eh? No thanks." I shrug.

"Hey wait! Why're you not being carried!" Lanie snaps.

"Because I wouldn't leave the safety of the blanket." I laugh, standing up, and wrapping the blanket around me like a towel. "NOW I COMMAND YOU TO PUT MY FRIENDS DOWN!"

I'm totally ignored.

While they're busy yelling and screaming, I ditch the blanket and grab and Akatsuki cloak out of some random room.

I scream extremely loud until I have everyone's attention.

"Thank you." I take a deep breath. "Now what the hell is... Going... On...?"

I stare as more and more people file into the hallway.

Pein starts talking(making everyone put each other down) and I don't pay attention.

I was to busy staring at all my favorite Akatsuki members.

I didn't snap out of it until SOMEONE said something.

"Eh? Jodie! Quit drooling!" Kristy snaps me out of my thoughts. "And listen to Pein-sama talk!"

"I'm hungry..." I mumble.

Cue sweatdrop.

From everyone.

"Did you even hear a word I just said!" Pein exclaims.

"Yes."

"Then what did I say?"

"You said Jodie is the most awesomest person in the world and that your happy you woke up and found her in your bed." I say smugly.

"No. Not at all." Pein's eye twitches. "I said would you like to join the Akatsuki?"

"OMG YOSH!" I glomp the leader to the ground. "YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WOORRRLD!"

"If I were a rich girl! Nanananananananananananaa! See I'd have all the money in the worl, if I were a wealthy gi-ir-irrrl." Lanie randomly sings.

"Lanie." I sit up.

"Yah?"

"That had nothing to do with what I just said."

"SO!"

"You guys are idiots." Kristy facepalms.

"SO!" We both yell. "WE'RE ALSO CUDDLY!"

Kristy snickers but tries to keep her cool face.

I start singing, "Kristy and-"

"BLEEP!" Lanie helpfully bleeps the name out.

"-Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First they get married! Then they have-"

"BLEEP!"

"-then comes-"

"BLEEP!"

"-with a baby carriage!" I laugh.

"Whas going on?" Tobi stumbles out the room looking extremly tired.

Freeze.

Lanie P.O.V

I grab onto Jodie's wrist.

"No Jodie. Don't do it." I hiss.

"Must. Relase. Fangirl. Instincts." She gets wide-eyed and starts trying to move.

"Nooo! Bad Jodie! Sit! Stay! Uh. Roll over!"

"Tobi's confused..." Tobi mutters. "Who're they?"

"RUN TOBI! RUN LIKE THE WIND!" Kristy yells as Jodie breaks loose.

And run Tobi does.

And Jodie chased after, screeching like a maniac.

"TOBI-SAMA!" She screams. "COME BAACK!"

"Since when did he upgrade to 'sama'?" I question.

"Depends on her mood." Kristy shrugs, watching the two. "This feels like another episode of Chowder!"

"COME BAACK!" Jodie whines, followed by more stuff I couldn't make out.

"I know right? The only thing missiing is-"

"I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!"

Me and Kristy burst out laughing at this.

They finally come past us again, Tobi cowering behind Pein, while Jodie just collapsed on the ground.

"Wow Tobi." I say between laughs. "Where were you when we had to run the mile?"

"What's that suppose to mean, un?" Deidara joins the conversation.

"Well, at our old school, we had to run a mile every Wednesday," Kristy explains.

"Oh shut up!" Jodie huffs.

"And when Jodie ran the mile, she walked the whoole time, except the beginning 5 seconds! She did so bad, she didn't even get a time! And then, with Tobi here, she just ran extremely fast."

"Quit telling stories about my life and help me!" Jodie rolls over onto her back. "Imma bout to die!"

"What about Tobi?" I joke.

"I'll try again after breakfast." She stumbles to her feet and zombie walks to the kitchen.

"What. Was. That." Kakuzu stares after her.

"That's called being a total die-hard Akatsuki fangirl." Kristy chuckles. "We're all fangirls... Just not as much as her."

"WHO LEFT ONLY A FEW DROPS OF MILK IN THE CARTON!" Jodie screams.

"Ooo, she's reeally hungry now... Hidan go make her some food!" I order.

"Why the fuck should I?" Hidan retorts.

"Because your immortal."

Jodie comes stomping in, "And if you don't I'll drug you and Orochimaru AND Zetsu and have them fuck the life out of you."

"Damn, you must be hungry." I shake my head disapointedly. "That was your worst threat ever!"

"Shut up!"

"Or?"

"I'll rip out your eyes, stuff 'em down your throat and shove your own head up your ass!"

"That's my girl!" I pat her back. "Now let's go get you some food!"

"Yay!" She cheers and skips to the kitchen.

Kristy P.O.V

I watch as Jodie skips down the hall, Lanie following her walking.

"Is she gone?" Tobi peeks out from behind Pein.

"For now, but when she's done eating..." I shrug.

"LUCKY CHARMS! OH MY GOD YES!"

This jolts Tobi... Somehow.

"THOSE ARE TOBI'S LUCKY CHARMS!" Tobi screams, running to the kitchen.

"That was... Weird." I point out.

"This is gonna be a long day..." Pein grumbles, massaging his temples.

"How come your not running around attacking people, un?" Deidara pokes me.

"Cause have more than a quart of sanity and self control." I shrug. "And... I'm not in the mood."

"Oh shit, these are moods?" Pein smacks his forehead. "What have I done?"

There's many screams and singing from the kitchen, so we go check it out.

Jodie P.O.V

I hold the Lucky Charms up in the air and sing, "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND OR DESERT YOU!"

The Akatsuki and Kristy were slowly filing in, watching the scene unfold.

"NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY! NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD BYE! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND OR HURT YOU!"

Tobi tackles me to the ground and grabs for the cereal box.

I scream, "NO! THEY'RE MINE!"

"NOOOO THEY'RE MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"RAPE!"

"Huh?"

"Just share the cereal." Kristy rolls her eyes.

"Noo!"

"Why not! There's enough for both of you?"

"It's not that!" Tobi joins the arguement.

"It's the principal." I add.

"The... The principal?" kristy stares at the two of us.

"YES." Me and Tobi yell, then go back to arguing.

"Well, I tried." Kristy shrugs, getting a bowl of Apple Jacks.

"Oh! Oh! I know!" Tobi gets off of me. "We could get one big bowl, pour alll the cereal in it, and we can both eat it!"

"Tobi." I put my hands on Tobi's shoulders.

"Yeah?"

"THAT IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER!"

So we get a big ass silver bowl and pour all the Lucky charms in, add some milk that I hadn't noticed before, and sit at the table.

Lanie gives us both big spoons, "Bon Appetite!"

"eh?" Tobi stares at her.

"It's French for eat your damn food and like it!"

He shrugs, lifts up his mask some, and digs in.

"Wait-Wait-Wait!" I stop him by holding his head still. "Why do YOU get first bite?"

He smirks, "Because I'm Tobi!"

"Well what if I want first bite?"

"Then... Oh well! Tobi wants it!"

"Haven't you ever heard of ladies first?"

"Ever heard of respect your elders?"

"Ever heard of youngest always go first?"

"Ever heard of brains before beauty?"

"Would you guys just eat the damn cereal!" Kristy exclaims.

"STAY OUT OF IT!" Me and Tobi yell at her. "THIS IS A IMPORTANT CONVERSATION!"

Kristy slams her head down on the table and covers her ears.

"Well... Wait! Since when am I brains and your beauty? I'm beauty, your brains!" I huff.

"Since when?" Tobi says back.

"Since... Forever!"

"How bout Tweedle Dumb before Tweedle Dee, un?" Deidara jokes.

...

"I'M TWEEDLE DUMB!" Me and Tobi start up again. "NO YOUR NOT! CUT THAT OUT! YOU FIRST! STOP THAT!"

We pause for a moment.

"How bout Jodie's awesome and rules the world and Tobi gets second bite!" I come up with a new one.

"How bout, Tobi wins?"

We both shove our spoons in at the same time and take the first bite at the same time.

"Mmmmmm... Lucky Charms..."

"That was entertaining." Lanie snickers. "And Tobi was just running from her!"

"All fangirlism is off when eating a bowl of Lucky Charms." I huff.

"Oh! I just thought of another one!" I announce as the Akatsuki back out the room.

"Which is?"

"Newbie before Sempai!"

I pause for another moment before I lean over and lick his mask.

I was curious? OK!

"LANIE YOU LIE!" I start throwing spoons and plastic cups at her. "IT DIDN'T TASTE LIKE LOLLIPOPS!"

"I didn't think-HAHAHAA-you would-HAHA-try!" She says, laughing her ass off.

"Well you thought wrong!" I start throwing sponges and soap at her.

"Ow! Soap hurts!" She starts running away.

"Damn right it does!" I chase after her with a hand ful of soap.

"What the hell is going on in here!" Pein booms.

"LANIE SAID TOBI'S MASK TASTED LIKE LOLLIPOPS, SO I TRIED IT AND I DIDN'T TASTE ANYTHING LIKE LOLLIPOPS! SO SHE STARTED LAUGHING AND I THREW SPOONS AND PLASTIC CUPS AT HER! THEN WHEN I RAN OUT OF THAT, I THREW SOAP AND SPONGES!"

"AND SOAP HURTS!" Lanie adds.

Pein facepalms and glares at us, "Lanie. In the corner. Jodie. In the other corner. NOW."

We rush to our time out corners and pout.

Hidan snickers at us, "Dumbasses."

"Cock sucker!" Lanie snaps.

"Boob humper!" I add.

We burst into another fit of giggles, totally killing the serious mood.

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I flop on the couch, next to Itachi.

"How. Does Tobi. Run. So fast?" I gasp for air.

"Hn."

"Itaaaaachi."

"Hn."

"Can you get me some waaater?"

"Hn."

"Pleeeaaaase."

"Hn."

"He's not gonna say yes." Kisame warns.

"C'mon Itachi, pleaaassse."

"Hn."

"Can't you say anything other than Hn?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Hn."

"Damnit!"

I'd long since caught my breath.

"Mmkay, time to go Tobi-hunting again!" I shoot to my feet and jog around the base.